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Bruce Willis Wants To Continue Using His Penis As Intended Until He Has A Son!

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Bruce Willis loves his daughters and women in general but totally still wants a son!

Bruce Willis plans on continuing doing the horizontal hustle until the great meat mambo ends with a male offspring!

We guess he's NOT getting to old for THAT sh*t. LOLz!

Bruce is already father to five daughters, most recently his cute baby Evelyn Penn Willis he had with wife Emma Heming-Willis.

So, has having only female offspring affected his world views? He said:

"In general, I think women should be in charge of everything. They should be running the country. Halle Berry should be president. Women are just much smarter than men.

Even if I had five boys, I'd still feel the same way."

That's so great! Women are the best! Bruce does have a secret desire though…

He wants a son! He said:

"Eventually, I'd like a son. But I'm okay now."

So we guess he's gonna keep dispatching the penile power hour until a son is born.

Of course we'd all love a little bald baby Bruce running around! It'd be a legit mini-me!

We wonder how his almost half-dozen daughters feel about that, though…

Hell hath no fury like your hundreds of female offspring scorned, Bruce! LOLz!

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6 comments to “Bruce Willis Wants To Continue Using His Penis As Intended Until He Has A Son!”

  1. moe says – reply to this


    He making use of women, to satisfy his Sexual Desire. He is not the Real man and True man. Shameful Old Dirty Man , pay No Respect to himself and hid 3 daughters with Demi Moore. What is True Love ? Cheating on Sex??? Shameful Act.

  2. karen says – reply to this


    The only reason men say that women are smarter is because they know it gets them over with women. It's a mixed bag. Bruce Willis is smarter than Lindsey Lohan but dumber than Mae Jemison.

  3. teeter totter says – reply to this


    Halle Berry for President, is he nuts? She is a very temperamental person and not someone you would want who has to press the trigger in the event of war.
    Sorry I had respected him until this comment, hopefully it was an aberration.

  4. yes says – reply to this


    Ugh…he IS too old and sick of these old men fathering children…IF this were a woman, there would be all kinds of comments…the same should be said for men…His ego is so out of control, he wants a mini-me? Gross…one short, bald, bad actor named Willis is enough…thank you.

  5. cru says – reply to this


    Surfing this website: Pityful on those women……
    take a look at :
    Bruce Willis is Still a Pimp
    I swear to God I’m going to convert to Hinduism and throw myself in front of a truck, then cross my fingers and pray that I come back as Bruce Willis. This dude is 52 years old and has banged some of the hottest chicks on earth. Now, it looks like his p e n i s train has stopped at Karen McDougal, 1998′s Playmate of the Year. I have no idea what it’s gonna be like at Bruce’s funeral, but I think they should cut off his p e n i s and put in on one of those velvet pillows and drive it around in a parade car.
    Bruce Willis and Karen McDougal in Italy on August 7th:

  6. Trudat says – reply to this


    Eventually???? When he is 60? 70? 80? and his young bride ain't getting any younger so will he trade her in for a new babymaker soon? I hope this article isn't true. He should we hoping for a grandson now.