If the tabloids had their way, Kate Middleton would be pregnant 24/7.
And all of her kids would be secretly fathered by Scottish folk hero William Wallace or something sensational like that.
But that's just not the case. As far as we know at least. LOLz!
Taking a swig of alcohol!
Prince William and his lovely wife were in Scotland on Thursday, taking their first visit to the region their Scottish titles, the Earl and Countess of Strathearn, are from.
While touring a village fair, the Royals tried some oatcakes, ate ice cream and smelled some beautiful flowers. Then they came across a booth run by a local distillery.
There was a delicious looking gin and tonic and the Princess just couldn't resist. We'd want a drink too if we had to be in the public eye after an embarrassing booty slip!
"I shouldn't really try the gin because of the whiskey I had at Glenturret."
But that didn't stop her!
David Lang, one of the founders of Strathearn distillery said:
"She said it was absolutely delicious."
The couple had earlier toured the Glenturret distillery, known for their Famous Grouse whiskey, and the Prince was challenged to take a sip of 68 proof alcohol, straight from the still.
The Prince said:
"I'll give anything a go, [but] I will probably regret it later!"
His wife opted to sample a weaker, 40 proof whiskey. When the Prince offered her his stronger beverage, she responded:
"I'll stick with that girlie one."
Ha! Well we pretty much know for a fact she isn't pregnant now.
No one would be running around tasting all sorts of hard liquors if they had a baby all up in them!
We're sure Prince George keeps them busy enough.
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