Celebrities fall in love, get married, and have children just like the rest of us.
However, when it comes to naming their children, stars do things a little differently.
Actually, VERY differently.
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You better watch your back, Ethan! Because your little sister clearly has it out for you!
A Reddit user posted that pic (above) and told others this was a list she caught her younger daughter making in case "anything happens to her older brother!"
As you can see, first thing on the checklist isn’t, “cry my eyes out.”
OMG! The body’s not even cold yet, little girl! Calm down!
As if that wasn’t bad enough, she then gets VIOLENT! She plans on hammering his Legos, ripping his Minecraft poster, and then picking up that hammer again and destroying everything else he loves!
Thankfully, she states that she doesn’t want to harm his beloved stuffed animal, Blackbear. No, she’s just going to sell him to whomever wants him!
We’re sure the OP parent had herself a good laugh at this list, like we did. But take our advice: if this girl ever gets her hands on a hammer, hide Ethan. And Mr. Blackbear.
We're also torn on wanting this to be real, and not just something someone on the internet cooked up — because it's equally hilarious and horrifying!
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