A celebrity kid who grew up to be an obscure musician was arrested for drugs over the weekend.
Sounds believable. But what if we said it was the son of Phil Collins, the half-brother of actress Lily Collins.
Simon Collins, 37, was arrested in Wiltshire, England, over the weekend. He was booked for possession and supply of illegal narcotics.
"A 37-year-old man from [the town of] Devizes has been arrested for being concerned in the supply of Class A drugs and for possession of a Class B controlled drug. The bail will run until the end of August."
Simon, singer and drummer for rock band Sound of Contact, posted bail so at least he's no longer slapped in irons, held in the highest tower of the Tower of London.
Or whatever normal British prison he ended up in. LOLz!
Simon's mother was Phil's first wife, Andrea Bertorelli, from 1975-1980.
Mr. Collins is unwilling to comment on the matter.
We hope Phil gives Simon a pitch-perfect, stern talking-to.
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