Well, Lorie Ann Hill's parent teacher conferences may be awkward this year…
Lorie, a high school teacher in Oklahoma, came to school drunk AND without pants on Monday morning.
Luckily for the innocent students, Lorie was so drunk she passed out in an empty classroom and was escorted out by police before she could flash her bottom to any pupils' gazing pupils.
Officers who responded to the scene claim Lorie's vehicle smelt of vodka but unfortunately there wasn't any concrete evidence to corroborate their suspicions.
In the end, the boozy teach escaped a DUI charge and was booked on suspicion of public intoxication.
A parent of a student at the school commented:
"I don’t know, as an adult, I just don't know how you can be a professional teacher and teaching young people, and then show up drunk."
Yeah, we have to agree.
Don't booze and teach, people!
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