Lena Dunham Took A Vow Of Celibacy At Age Nine! Turned Out To Be 'Completely Unnecessary Anyway!' LOLz!

10/31/2014 12:32 PM ET | Filed under: Cute! • Lena Dunham • Sex • Funny

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Lena Dunham has opened up about something very personal to her: her vow of celibacy.

Oh? You didn't know Lena Dunham swore to never have sex?

Well she totally did… when she was only 9-years-old!!

Little Lena actually drew up a contract and asked her mother to sign it!

Her mom totally wouldn't sign it but that didn't stop Lena from filling out the contract and then eating it.

Yup, she was pretty serious about remaining celibate we guess.

While on The Graham Norton Show, Lena said:

"I took a vow of celibacy when I was 9. I wrote down the contract on paper and then ate it. My mother had refused to sign it. It turned out to be completely unnecessary anyway!"

Ha! She's hilarious!

We bet she can get all the sex she wants now!

That's kinda a side effect of having a hit TV show on HBO! LOLz!

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2 comments to “Lena Dunham Took A Vow Of Celibacy At Age Nine! Turned Out To Be 'Completely Unnecessary Anyway!' LOLz!”

switz11 says – reply to this

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There is nothing "hilarious" about this pig. She accuses a person in her past of rape without naming him; so much for the rights of other rape victims. And then talks about sexually abusing her younger sister. Fuck her.
MichJB says – reply to this

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With her face and body that should be easy - I guess there are guys that will screw anything for money.

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