Will this season's new shows crap out after three episodes or will they hit the jackpot!?

Ugh!! We're sooooo excited for the Fall lineup — it's like Sin City in our living room!

We are especially intrigued by this first look trailer of Anna Faris in the new CBS comedy, Mom.

Ch-ch-check it out for yourself (above)!

We know what you're thinking,

Despite Tara Reid's shirt reading "I hate you" in all caps across her chest, it looks like this blondie was having a pretty good day Wednesday!

Maybe she’s just enjoying her 90 days of freedom from a mean, drunk Lindsay Lohan!??

We kid, we kid. There’s no major feud between the two (right now).

It’s great to see Tara sober and enjoying the simple things in life with a pal. She also seems to be doing her body good and keeping herself hydrated on a bright, sunshiny day!!

Unless that’s secretly vodka….LOLz!

Don’t worry, we’re sure it’s just water. Ha!

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Oh no!!!

Pretty Little Liars could be losing one of its prettiest little liars!!!!

Ashley Benson is SO upset that her longtime on-screen love Tyler Blackburn is leaving the ABC family hit for the show's spin off, Ravenswood, that she might be taking some time off from her breakout role to visit!!!!

Ashley dished:

OMG, this show looks amazing!

Between American Horror Story's Dylan McDermott as a hawt FBI agent and Toni Collette as a brilliant surgeon, the cast is just superb!

But the thing that really got us is the amount of intrigue!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to get a first look at Hostages, a show with more twists than a Chubby Checker concert!

Basic Instinct was a huge, unexpected hit that made Sharon Stone a star!

Basic Instinct 2, not so much. So does the star really want to go for the hat trick with Basic Instinct 3?

That's what sources are saying. And if Sharon's people are leaking the idea, maybe they're doing it on purpose to test the waters?

An Ice Pick trilogy may sound fun on paper, but with the quick disappearance of the sequel we doubt anyone is really clamoring for the epic conclusion of the Catherine Tramell story!

That's the problem with showing your entire hand (or in this case, other body parts) in the first one! You've got nowhere to go in the sequel!

The robots are coming!! Evil, deadly, oddly charming British robots!!

Ugh!!! We warned you about this fateful day, but did you believe us? Noooooo!

Simon Pegg and Nick Frost have the unenviable task of battling these binary badasses while trying to compete a pub crawl in The World's End!!

Ch-ch-check out the latest HIGHlariously terrifying trailer (above)!

Boy, director Edgar Wright must truly hate quaint towns in the English countryside — why else would he plague them with Shaun of the Dead's flesh-eating zombies, Hot Fuzz's killer cultists, and now this?!

The World's End laser blasts its way into theaters August 23!