Dayummm, Ryan Murphy!!

You're really trying to stir the pot, aren't ya?? LOLz!!

American Horror Story's veteran villain/hero Evan Peters is always with girlfriend Emma Roberts when he's not filming with ghosts and aliens.

But NOW he gets to spend 24/7 with his baby boo, cuz girlfriend just got CAST for the third installment of the super successful FX series.

Emma will play Madison, a self-involved party girl.

No word on how her character will relate to Evan's, but since the theme is witches, we wouldn't be surprised if the moon shined a lil' drama in the mix!!

Check 'em out (below)! Mmm, sip that East Village iced coffee!

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As shockingly unhealthy as they probably are, we can't help but want so many of pastry chef Domnique Ansel's damn Cronuts in our mouth right now! Somebody needs to take our money and have it happen!

If you couldn't figure it out from the headline, Cronuts are a blissful and genius combination of DONUTS and CROISSANTS. Both unhealthy, both delicious. Instead of having one each, why not combine the two into a silky king-sized bed for your tastebuds??

We dare you to try and get half-way through the video (above) before you drown in your own drool! We DARE YOU! LOLz!

Someone bring us a dozen of these STAT! Oh, and let us know if California's new friend will be attempting their own version!

Okay, okay, let's get it out of the way…

…could Selena Gomez have let a few of Justin Bieber's lil' Biebsies in?

Even though there's clearly some sort of romance going on, we're not so sure about that one. First of all, SHE'S TOO YOUNG! And also, she's not about to steal Beyonce's thunder. Oh no, girl knows better than that!

But, something sure is going on because Selenita had to cancel a live Twitter chat due to a mysterious illness! Oooh! Scandalous!

Well, it might just be food poisoning, but the Biebs' on-and-off girlfriend kept the intrigue alive by not locking down the culprit as she tweeted:

Believe it or not, these women have had children!

Yes, they've been pregnant — sometimes even having put on dozens of pounds!!

But now, they are as smokin' as ever; more so, with the added motherly glow to accentuate their glorious figures!

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Back when Prince William was born, the tradition was to post a note announcing the birth on the front gates of Buckingham Palace!

But times have changed, and William and Kate Middleton's child will be announced a bit differently- via Twitter!

According to Now Magazine, the news of the royal baby's birth will be posted immediately to the Clarence House website, which will automatically tweet the story!

But the Palace wants everyone to know, they are NOT planning on bucking tradition. They officially stated:

Like the song says, Rihanna's always "got mo' money"…

But not because she's supermega rich (which she most certainly is), it's because she prints her very own Queen of No F*ckery currency, LOLz!

The flawless Diamond teased fans late Tuesday night like a stripper teases horny businessmen by posting a cheeky picture from the currently under construction Pour It Up music video.

Riri accompanied the image with the caption:

"ALL I SEE IZ $IGN$ #pouritupvideoshoot #stripclubsanddollabillz"

And besides featuring some SWEET platform heels, the pic boasts TONS of "dolla billz" that all have a picture of Rihanna blowing white smoke in the center instead of George Washington's face.

NICE.

Hey Chris Brown, we bet your on-again lover Karrueche Tran doesn't have her very own currency!!

Oh man, we wanna stuff so many Rih-ollas in allll the g-strings, LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the naughty picture …AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Really, we thought it would be so she can start brushing her hair again!!

But maybe that requires a heavy dose of Adderall for LiLo.

Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s love for Adderall is more than her love for any man, despite what you may be led to believe watching her eHarmony video, LOLz!!

A source claims that: