We'd still pine for that fine face…even if it was covered in bruises like it was on Tuesday!
Okay, so we're about 99.9% sure that it's only makeup on Chris Pine's face, but if someone did hurt you Chris, just tell us who and we'll…uh, probably call the authorities from a safe distance, unless teleportation has actually been invented…
Chris was cruising for a bruising on the set of Horrible Bosses 2 in Burbank, as he was not only looking a little roughed up, he actually hopped on motorcycle at one point…so cruising? Check! Bruising? Double check!
Judging by the way Captain Kirk routinely fairs in bar fights, we're sure no matter which character or actual person punched him, that Chris had the upper hand! He's so enterprising!
Ch-ch-check out some more onset photos of Chris (below)!!!
[Image via Cousart/JFXimages/WENN.]