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Conservative Site Tells Readers Not To Worry About Nuclear War Because It'll Basically Only Hit Cities — You Know, Where The Liberals Live!

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This is just gross… but also really confusing!

Non-regulars to the National Review site are starting to notice an article that dropped on Monday which seems to exist simply to tell its conservative readers not to panic about the rising threat of nuclear conflict.

The implication (we think) is that even if stable genius Donald Trump gets us hit with nukes from North Korea, NBD.

Related: #GirtherMovement Thinks Trump Is Even Lying About His Height & Weight!

The worst part is the stunning implication to its fanbase that the cities (i.e., where all those liberals live) will get it far worse:

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Donald Trump Should Get The Fake News Lifetime Achievement Award

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What a joke.

Donald Trump might have "hosted" the "Fake News Awards" on Wednesday, but when it comes to said fake news, doesn't it feel like he's the ultimate trophy-holder?

Even a Fox News analyst thinks so! Well before POTUS tweeted the winners, journalist Juan Williams said on The Five:

"This guy makes up more stuff, and he should be crowned the fountainhead of fake news."

Hey, if you don't believe us, just look at the evidence for yourself…

CLICK HERE to view "10 Times Donald Trump Helped Spread Fake News!"

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Fox News Reportedly 'Killed' Story Of Trump's Affair With Porn Star Before Election!

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As Donald Trump continues his war on the free press with his Fake News Awards, once again the highest honors (or LIE-est honors) go to the President and his favorite TV channel.

Recently we were shocked (ish) to hear reports in the Wall Street Journal that Trump had his lawyer pay off porn actress Stormy Daniels for not talking telling the papers he was engaged in a sexual affair with her just months after Melania Trump had given birth to their son.

Well according to CNN's sources, we shouldn't have had to wait until over a year after the election for the story to break — because Fox News had their hands on it all along!

Video: Chrissy Teigen Narrates Fake Red Carpet Coverage Of Trump's 'Fake News Awards'!

According to insiders, reporter Diana Falzone had an on-the-record statement from Daniels' manager, Gina Rodriguez, confirming the affair. Falzone had even seen emails about a financial settlement.

Falzone wasn't even a political reporter; she apparently came across it on her celebrity news beat. But Trump's future State TV didn't want it. One source claims:

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Stormy Daniels Spilled ALL In 2011! Donald Trump Reportedly Told Porn Star She Was 'Just Like His Daughter'!

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Whoa!

Stormy Daniels, the adult film actress with whom Donald Trump allegedly had a nearly yearlong sexual affair, spoke to multiple news sources just before the election before reportedly being paid $130k for her silence.

Now thanks to that confidentiality agreement, Stormy, AKA Stephanie Clifford, isn't saying anything. But that's now.

Related: Porn Actress Alana Evans Corroborates Trump's Alleged Encounter With Stormy Daniels!

On Wednesday, In Touch Weekly published an interview they say Daniels gave them way back in 2011 when no one gave a shit whether Trump was in bed with a porn star or Putin.

And this shit is JUICY!

First, she tells the story of meeting Don in 2016 at the American Century celebrity golf tournament:

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Girther Movement Thinks Donald Trump Is Lying About His Height & Weight — So He Won't Be Considered 'Obese'!

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Years after he claimed Barack Obama was lying about his U.S. citizenship, Donald Trump is now the subject of a conspiracy similar to the #Birther movement.

But instead of his birthplace, 45 is now being accused of lying about something much more fitting: his waistline!

The results of Trump's recent physical examination were published this week, and many critics noticed a few red flags. Specifically, his listed height and weight.

According to the official White House report, President Truffle stands at 75 inches (6'3) and weighs a tight 239 lbs.

Related: Trump's Alleged Yearlong Affair With Porn Star!

Funny, right? The internet agreed… and so began the #Girther movement.

Supporters of the movement called B.S. on the medical report, postulating that Trump — whose diet supposedly consists of KFC, McDonald's, and chocolate cake — is both shorter and heavier than the exam suggests. They even provided photographic evidence comparing him to people who are actually 6'3.

Others noted that Dr. Ronny Jackson's measurements put Trump's BMI at 29.9 — just under being considered obese. Can Dr. Ronny do our next physical too, plz?

See what believers of the #girther movement are saying (below).

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