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Man Smuggles 40,000 Illegal Piranhas Into New York! YES, 40,000!!!

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A man smuggled 40,000 piranhas into New York and sold them for a buck a piece!

How…is…this…even…possible??

A man is facing fines to the tune of $70,000 after illegally smuggling 40,000 piranhas into New York!

A 66-year-old man, a tropical fish salesman by trade, brought 39,548 piranhas in from Hong Kong between 2011 and 2012 by having his supplier declare the fish to be silver tetras.

The man has plead guilty to the charges and will probably have to

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Mexico's Weird, Gross Fish Monster Might Be Extinct!!

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Super weird gross fish lizard thing might be extinct!!

Meet the Axolotl.

It’s like a water-breathing, thin skinned salamander that wears a crazy headdress.

Oh and it’s permanently smiling. Super cute, unique, gross and weird all at the same time.

This crazy lizard fish thing calls Lake Xochimilco near Mexico City its home.

In 1998, the Mexican Academy of Sciences found 6,000 axolotls per square kilometer. In 2008, they only found 100.

Now? They haven’t found a single one. They looked for three months.

They’re about to do another three-month survey to try and find if any of these guys are alive in the wild.

We really hope they find some because they’re named after the Xolotl, the Aztec god of death and fire and that’s just so super awesome.

Check out some axolotls doing their thang, aquarium style.

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Ashton Kutcher Practices Being A Daddy On A Malibu Fishing Trip!

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Ashton Kutcher fishes with a young boy in Malibu

From the looks of it, he’s ready for a baby!

Ashton Kutcher was spotted in Malibu on Sunday living the good life, and taking it easy!

Joined by a young friend, the 35-year-old actor fished the day away, and even caught two little fishies!

After they were done angling, the duo had a cute picnic lunch, but not before they took pics of the boy with his haul!

It’s already pretty clear that Ashton is going to be the ‘fun dad’! Ha!

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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SEVENTY People Injured In Argentina Piranha Attack!

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piranha attack argentina

Holy shizz, this is awful and in NO WAY like those cheesy sci-fi movies like (above)!

A school of carnivorous fish has injured 70 people bathing in Argentina — and they're lucky that more of the thousands of bathers that showed up that day weren't attacked because of those 70, seven were

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Red Lobster Sinking To Its Buttery Doom? Depressingly Delicious Deets HERE!

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red lobster might sell or shutdown restaurant

How's this for irony? Red Lobster, much like the delicious crustaceans it cooks for its customers on a daily basis, is in BOILING hot water!

The world's greatest largest seafood chain might be closing it's doors for good!

Ugh! We wish this were a fish tale, but it's true!

Darden, the parent company that owns Red Lobster, is in the middle of a fiscal meltdown that will apparently require it to either close down all 705 of its iconic restaurants or at least sell/spin them off!

Noo!! This is an unimaginable blow to our hearts bellies!

Even Emma Stone likes lobster (above)!

Darden also owns

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