Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
We already showed you the most tingling part of the interview, but there was so much more that went on.
In fact, so much shizzzz went down…and we're not just talking about our fingers…that you NEED to listen to the craziness yourself.
Ch-ch-check out the EPIC interview…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
As always, we had a grand time on The Howard Stern Show.
Our guest spot on the radio show got eXXXtra HIGHlarious when we gave Benjy Bronk a rectal exam as his punishment for not losing the weight he promised his famous boss he would lose.
It was a tough job, but someone had to discipline that naughty guy! LOLz!
Listen to Benjy scream in discomfort (or pleasure??! HA!) (above)!!!
Curvy girls everywhere are about to become IRATE!
This should make you mad no matter what kind of body you have!
The real estate mogul called into the Howard Stern Show this week and started describing what he does and doesn’t like about certain famous females.
Even though he claims to be friendly with both of them, The Donald demeaned them BOTH when Howard asked who was more beautiful.
Trump called Kimmy K’s a** too big, saying:
We LOVE this!!
Last night on America's Got Talent, viewers were treated with something extra special and jaw-dropping…
A same-sex salsa dancing duo!
Male dancers John Narvaes and Andrew Cervantes showed judges Heidi Klum, Mel B, Howard Stern and Howie Mandel what a testosterone laden pairing can do — by shattering stereotypes, and being truly ferosh!
Ch-ch-check out their AH-Mazing groove (above) and swivel your hips along with them!
Not funny! EVER!
Jonah Hill might've thought he was being funny or sharp when he used this disgusting gay slur, but all he was being was ignorant.
While out and about in the El Lay area, Jonah was caught on video being asked some questions by a few paparazzi.
But Jonah kept quiet even when one of the photogs mocked his floral board shorts by saying:
"I like the shorts though, bro. They are pretty sexy."
Unfortunately, Jonah didn't stay quiet as the photogs said bye to him. He said:
(We’re still mad at you, btw! LOL)
And the jokester extraordinaire just did it again, this time fooling his fellow America’s Got Talent co-stars!
Nick took the stage in the season premiere this week dressed head to toe as a mime!
But when he started his “talent” it wasn’t long before the audience booed him and all four of them hit their X’s!
Prank over, right?
Because then Nick put on a southern accent and berated the panel for not picking him! He even jumped off the stage and appeared to be on the attack!
It certainly scared Howard, who can be heard screaming for security to step in!
Don’t worry, King of All Media. You’re safe and sound!
You MUST check out the video (above) to see this HIGHlarious moment on the NBC talent show!
Don’t quit your day job, Nick!
Of course we are. He’s fantastic.
But would we abandon Stephen faster than a house in Crimea if it meant a chance to see Neil Patrick Harris on a nightly basis?
You bet your sweet Doogie Howser a** we would!
Sorry, Stephen. NPH is just sort of our jam.
Too bad Neil actually TURNED DOWN the Late Show job after he decided he didn’t want it!
What the friggin’ WHAT?!
The multi-talented actor told Howard Stern yesterday that he DID in fact meet with CBS bigwigs Les Moonves and Nina Tassler about being the potential new late night host on the Eye Network.
But after much consideration, he said to them, “thanks, but no thanks!”
Neil told Howard: