On a panel at SXSW over the weekend, Jimmy Kimmel opened up (sort, poor choice of words) about having to undergo not one but TWO surgeries on his penis.
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Apparently, the talk show host's pee hole decided to close up for NO REASON! What?? That can happen???
Well, this is awkward.
After Kanye West made an outrageous claim that President Obama calls his "home phone" on the reg, POTUS visited Jimmy Kimmel on Thursday to set the record STRAIGHT.
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"I've met Kanye twice. The first time when I was a senator. He was with his mom. He had just gotten big. He's from Chicago, so they wanted to meet. He was very soft-spoken, very gracious. He was a young guy. He hadn't quite… come into his own."
Hmm, we can't imagine the Prez has Kanye's number on speed dial if they've only met TWICE. LOLz!
We would never have guessed!!!
Sean Penn is a BIG fan of The Bachelor! Crazy, right?!
Well, it blew Jimmy Kimmel's mind when The Gunman actor asked the show host, "Britt or Kaitlyn?" referring of course to the ladies who will be starring and competing on the next season of The Bachelorette!
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Penn went on to reveal he and girlfriend Charlize Theron sit down and watch the show together, but for different reasons.
Ch-ch-check out what the actor had to say (below)!
Liam Neeson has a real special talent. A special set of skills. He's not just an incredible actor… he can bring the intensity like no one else!
So of course when Jimmy Kimmel needed an actor to read a bedtime story, he'd pick Liam Neeson.
The story? A classic children's book: Five Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!
You take a cute kids story, and add the Taken actor's gravely voice and intense stare… and you get something kinda terrifying.
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We're pretty sure if he read us even one more bedtime story, we'd never be able to sleep again. LOLz!
Check out the video (below) to hear one cute story turned somewhat scary!
Hot, hot, hot!
Jennifer Lopez brought the fire when she made her way over to Jimmy Kimmel Live! in Hollywood for her appearance on Tuesday!
And while it was obviously her red Preen dress which evoked the fiery feeling, the tight bandage fit hugging her curves didn't hurt either.
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She was putting in werk with this cutout frock, proving that age is but a number!