In the criminal justice system, the people of Miami are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate Bizzle's alleged drag racing; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the Biebsy. These are their stories. Dun dun!
We reported earlier how Justin Bieber wanted special treatment and asked for a trial extension for his DUI case!
Objection! Surely, no judge would acquiesce to such a plea, right? Right?!
In the world of rappers (and Justin Biebers) the drug "sizzurp" is a favorite. Especially for people like Soulja Boy. (That's his pic above).
It's a mixture of cough syrup and codeine and it's being pulled from the market!
Why are they taking their product off the shelves??
A rep for the company that makes it, Actavis, said:
He's done it again!
First, his comments at the house of Anne Frank, his flag kicking in Buenos Aires, and now this?
Justin Bieber visited the Yasukuni Shrine while in Tokyo recently, and posted the above photo on Instagram.
Now, a lot of Chinese and South Korean fans are understandably mad because the shrine commemorates 2.5 million Japanese soldiers…including convicted war criminals!
Oh, hello face! Meet palm!
After sparking an uproar, Bizzle posted this apology:
"While in Japan I asked my driver to pull over for which I saw a beautiful shrine. I was mislead to think the Shrines were only a place of prayer. To anyone I have offended I am extremely sorry. I love you China and I love you Japan"
While we're pretty sure he did go to the site in ignorance of its potential to offend, he should definitely hire a world history scholar wherever he goes just to stop him from doing something like this again.
Biebsy, Biebsy, Biebsy, what are we gonna do with you?
Justin Bieber is looking to get special treatment for his upcoming DUI trial!
What is he asking for now?!
Well, the Biebs is trying to get his trial moved to a later day, because May 5th is just TOO soon for him!
Why? Because he's out of the country at the moment and obviously won't be back by then!
According to his Instagram picture (above), Biebsy took his mom, Pattie Mallette on vacation!
A source said:
Maybe that's what French Montana finds to be the most alluring thing about Khloe Kardashian!
Her sense of humor! Duh!
Khloe decided to fill in for Chelsea Handler on her wildly popular show Chelsea Lately AGAIN and this time she made a jab at Justin Bieber!
But, don't worry Biebsy, she also managed to make fun of her own family too!
So, what'd she say?
She slammed the singer by saying:
Well, that's one way to get a closer look at his Canadian moose meat!
Justin Bieber flew out of LAX on Saturday and some onlookers were lucky enough to get a glorious glimpse of the 20-year-old pop-star's perfectly proportioned man-butt!
See, the beautiful Biberoni was passing through security on his way to getting really high (on a plane, we mean, probz not with a blunt in the bathroom), but first he had to pass through security!
TSA officials, who either wanted a closer look at his lovely man-body or to read the dossier about all the drug allegations swirling around his head like a cloud of marijuana smoke, asked him to raise his hands. He complied, but that's when Justin's camouflage pants just kind of slid down his waist!!!
In fact, his whole day was kind of one big effort to keep up his pants. All the pictures taken of him at the airport show the belt-less Boyfriend singer running through the terminal with one hand on his pantaloons for fear of them falling the f*ck off!
Homeboy's birthday might not be for another 11 months, but we already know what we're getting him: A gift certificate to the suspenders store!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]