"Someone got me flowers and I was driving, made a turn, and the water spilled on my dick area…Didn't bother me if it made ya laugh nice!"
– Justin Bieber, on why he looked like he'd pissed himself while out and about in LA Wednesday.
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Hey, at least he can laugh at his own embarrassment!
Justin Bieber appeared to have pissed himself while walking around West Hollywood Wednesday. There was a very dark patch right on the crotch of his sweatpants. We're at a loss as to how he didn't notice.
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Anyway, Biebsy must've caught on later because he reposted a meme comparing him to Adam Sandler in Billy Madison and quoting the movie.
So hilarious, that Justin.
See the meme (below)!
Girl power alert!!
Selena Gomez is apparently over it as far as being defined only by who she's dating is concerned, and she's tired of being "lost in the shadow" of a relationship while her career achievements are overlooked!
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There's an interesting report this morning in TMZ that's sourced to people "close to" the singer that claim she's over being only defined by who her boyfriend is, and not how much she's achieved in her entertainment career, and it specifically centers on Justin Bieber!
Selena allegedly thinks it's time for Justin to
Sounds like Justin Bieber has been caught faking!!
According to TMZ, the pop star was scheduled to appear for a deposition on February 8 in the Sorry music case. The singer has been accused of copping a songwriter's sample for the hit song.
Related: Justin Apparently Headbutted Someone At A Pre-Grammys Party
Well, Biebs' team gave only a couple hours notice he wouldn't be able to attend due to being "ill." The lawyers, who flew to Los Angeles from Nashville for the depo, are claiming Justin faked his sickness after a night of partying!!
Their proof?? YouTube videos of the 22-year-old showing him drinking at a house party and at Bootsy Bellows… earlier on the same day he was supposed to show up to be deposed.
Oops!! Ch-ch-check them out (below)!
If you were hoping for good news from Justin Bieber, today is not that day.
Yesterday we told you the 22-year-old is facing a lawsuit stemming from that Cleveland altercation last summer, and now we're hearing the Sorry singer might be in even MORE trouble for headbutting someone at a pre-Grammys party last weekend!
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TMZ reports the controversial celeb was "play fighting" with Kyle Massey (yeah, the Disney one) around 2 a.m. at Serafina in El Lay when he noticed someone was filming him. It's said that when the alleged victim wouldn't delete the video, The Biebs lunged at him.
Authorities arrived after Justin left the scene (with a cut on his hand, BTW). The outlet says the victim
Let's take a journey back to June when we told you Justin Bieber was basically manhandled in a fight in Cleveland after game three of the NBA finals.
Now, the man he allegedly assaulted is taking his case to court.
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This is especially interesting to us because A) it has been MONTHS since the incident, and B) the alleged "victim," who was twice the size of The Biebs, seemed to be the one doing most of the ass kicking, according to the viral video.
TMZ reports the plaintiff says he went to the hospital following the incident for several injuries, including a concussion.
The outlet also reports the man waited so long to take legal action because he's been trying to settle with Justin privately to no avail.
SEE YOU IN COURT, Justin. Maybe.
Guess all of that shade didn't go unnoticed!!
As we previously reported, Justin Bieber responded to news of Selena Gomez dating The Weeknd by slamming the R&B singer's music!
Well now it's the Starboy artist's turn to respond!
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After the Biebs complained about being alone on Valentine's Day, the new man in Selly's life released what basically sounds like a diss track with fellow Canadian rapper Nav.
And The Weeknd wasn't shy about taking shots either! In one part, you can hear the 26-year-old croon: