After you go through the kind of insane cheating fiasco Kat Von D apparently did with her ex Deadmau5 (not to mention Jesse James), you start to look for a nice guy.
You know, someone you can take home to Mom. Someone like… Tom Green?!
Kat was spotted on a movie date with the early 2000s gross-out comic in Hollywood on Tuesday night. And it also happened to be the Freddy Got Fingered star's birthday! Kat tweeted:
That poor girl…
Kat Von D just keeps getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop!
After her holiday reconciliation with Deadmau5, the hopeless romantic in us wanted to believe that it could really work out this time around. How silly of us.
The queen of ink confirmed the rumors of their split on Twitter yesterday, even leading us all to believe that cheating was the culprit behind her heartbreak.
But the mousey DJ has refuted such speculation, stating on his Facebook:
Kat Von D is looking good lately — and we don’t just mean her tats!
Inked guns BLAZING, gurlfriend left her El Lay gym yesterday, cooling down with a very verdant drink hand. Replenish those endophins, lady!
Her wedding with Deadmau5 is now less than two months away, and it seems like she’ll be mermaid-costume ready
We’re SURE our invite is in the mail.
Wonder if Deadmau5 makes her any workout playlists??? Just the phrase “trip hop” makes us sweat. LOLz!!!
Ch-ch-check out more photos of Miz Kit Kat (below).
[Image via WENN.]
New future husband: check!
Unconventional wedding: in the making!
New home: on the way??
Kat Von D, who is in the process of planning an underwater-themed wedding with Deadmau5, is making a whole lot of BIG life changes right now!!
This celebrity tattoo artist has just listed her Gothic-themed Hollywood Hills home on the market, so if you’re into dark and ornate styling, you’ll probably LURRVEE this!!
The house spans 4,148 square feet and contains four bedrooms, five bathrooms, a large yard, and a castle-esque facade. Asking price? $2.5 million dallahs, dahling!
We can only be left to interpret this as a sign that she and DeadMau5 are planning to procure a new place for themselves!!!
Check out some pics of her glamours goth dwelling! (below)
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