Vanderpump Rules may be one of the more entertaining shows on Bravo's all-star roster, but that doesn't mean we'd condone sleeping with many members of the cast.
Unfortunately, it looks like our words of advice aren't about to help Lindsay Lohan… because according to what went down on Watch What Happens Live! on Monday night, she's already had sex with Jax Taylor!
Related: Jax Taylor Suing Clothing Brand Over Shoes…
Following this year's premiere of Lisa Vanderpump's Real Housewives spin-off, Andy Cohen invited Jax and Tom Schwartz onto the after show to dish about Season Four.
However, things took a turn when Andy asked Tom if his BFF had ever slept with a celeb… and it came out that he's slept with a ton, including Lindsay and porn star Bridgette B.
On the plus side, Jax was very nice about the whole thing — but on the other hand, gross.
Ch-ch-check out Tom's retelling of what could be Jax's most famous sexual encounter ever (above)!!!
Things have gotten ugly!
As we previously reported, Michael Lohan and his estranged wife Kate Major lost custody of their two children, Landon and Logan, after Child Protective Services obtained a video of the two having an intense fight in the kiddos presence. Yikes!
However, Lindsay Lohan's poppa is now claiming that this whole crazy situation is all because his wife set him up. Say it ain't so!
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Michael noted about Miz Major:
The Lohans are one unlucky bunch!
On Friday, Michael Lohan Jr. was arrested in New York City for criminal impersonation and possession of a forged instrument.
What the what?
Related: Dina & Michael Are Trying To Repair Their Relationship!
Here's how it went down — cops became suspicious when they spotted a car (Lohan's) parked by an expired meter which had an official New York State executive ranch placard on the dashboard that stated: "official business".
Once authorities confronted the actor, he couldn't prove that he worked for the executive branch and therefore he was arrested.
Mike was charged and then released with a court date of December 14.
Sheesh! At this point, the only people who haven't been arrested in the Lohan family are Cody and Aliana Lohan!
For some reason, we have a feeling this won't be the last Lohan family arrest…
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We're getting Mean Girls flashbacks!
While Lindsay Lohan didn't dress up as a zombie bride aka ex-wife, the actress definitely learned something from the film: Halloween is for dressing in lingerie and wearing some form of animal ears.
We hope you get that reference! Ha!
Related: Lindsay Celebrates October 3rd With This HIGHlarious Post!
Anyway, this year LiLo decided to get all decked out for a big bash in a completely sheer, lace bodysuit, which she paired with a cat mask and thigh-high leather boots!
There's no way she wasn't the center of attention in this look, especially considering her bold move to flash her undies.
Linds looked like she had a great time in this ensem, as she also posted a shot of it to Instagram, too. See it (below)!
During the 2015 MTV VMAs, Kanye West shocked the nation when he announced he was running for president in 2020.
Fast forward to now, the rapper may already have stiff competition in the form of another A-list star!
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On Friday, Lindsay Lohan posted a photo on Instagram of her at a former dinner with the jaw-dropping caption