Oh, the horror!!!
It's been over six months since Ryan Murphy & Co. permanently checked out of Hotel, and yet we STILL don't have any clue about the theme for American Horror Story Season 6!
While we knew Murder House, Asylum, Coven, Freak Show, and Hotel long before their usual October premieres, all we really knew about the 2016 anthology installment was that it had something to do with children… until now, that is.
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That's because we were FINALLY treated to new AHS teasers on Wednesday, and they basically solidify that Evan Peters, Denis O'Hare, Kathy Bates, Angela Bassett, Finn Wittrock, Wes Bentley, Matt Bomer, Lady GaGa, Cheyenne Jackson, and Leslie Jordan will be busy trying to survive a farmhouse of some kind this September!
We're getting a very Children of the Corn-meets-Texas Chainsaw Massacre vibe here… and we're very into the idea of the FX series getting back to its horror roots!
Ch-ch-check out all three teasers for AHS:6 before it premieres Wednesday, September 14 at 10 p.m. EST on FX (below)!!!