AMAZEBALLZ!!! Batfleck and Matty D. are reuniting in the most exciting way possible!
Well, OK, we'd be slightly more excited if these Oscar-winning hunks teamed up to write, direct, & star in a glorious gay porno called Good Will's Hunting My Butt, but this is still pretty sweet!!
Matt Damon & Ben Affleck are executive producing a multi-cam sitcom pilot for CBS called More Time with Family! Yes, TV!!!
Seriously!!! We're not even horsing around!
Sadly, the A-list actors aren't expected to appear in front of the camera. They cast Matt's Informant! and Behind the Candelabra co-star Tom Papa as the lead!!!
How do we like those apples?
Well, we like them just fine, thank you, as we imagine they'll be an excellent source of
soluble fiber HIGHlarity!
Uh-oh! Trouble for Liberace's former lover!
Scott Thorson, also known as the character Matt Damon played opposite Michael Douglas in Behind the Candelabra, is facing up to 20 years in prison!
Reportedly, Washoe District Judge Patrick Flanagan had suspended a prison sentence for Scott back in July after a frantic plea for "another chance" from the troubled man.
However, on January 21st, the judge officially sentenced Scott after he
Oh, what’s that, Hollywood Foreign Press? Yah too good to give ahr boy Matt Damon a Golden Globe fah his role in Behind the Candelabra??
Well irregahdless, he is going to give his acceptance speech!
How do you like them apples?!
Matty was actual addressing the World Economic Forum this week when his opening remarks suddenly switched to what he would have said had he won the award!
Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!
Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!
He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!
It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.
He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:
It’s too bad they don’t give out Oscars for Best Prank, because George Clooney would totally win!
Ever the infamous practical jokester, Georgie Boy was up to no good again while on the set of his upcoming movie The Monuments Men. The film, which George wrote, directed, and stars in, also has his buddy Matt Damon in it!
Poor Matt explained to Jay Leno last night how he was trying to shed some pounds while they were filming the flick. But that dastardly George Clooney was actually messing with Matt’s wardrobe and taking in his pants little by little!
Matt didn’t understand why his trousers kept getting tighter and tighter!
DAMN YOU, CLOONEY!!!
Ch-ch-check out the clip from The Tonight Show (above)!
This über attractive duo is everything!
Matt Damon and his stunning wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso, were picture perfect posers at the 2014 Golden Globes!
The 43-year-old actor was decked out in an AH-Mazing Calvin Klein suit, paired with a Piaget watch…
While his lovely lady dazzled in a black patterned Naeem Khan creation!
These two always know how to flawlessly shine on the red carpet!
It's just SO GOOD!
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Congratulations, Michael Douglas!
The Behind the Candelabra star has one more piece of glittering gold to put on his mantelpiece - the Golden Globe for Best Actor In A Mini-Series Or TV Movie!
He beat out an amazing group of actors, including Chiwetel Ejiofor for Dancing on the Edge, Idris Elba for Luther, and Al Pacino as Phil Spector!
But the real blow was to his own
lover Candelabra costar Matt Damon! Or was the real blow to Melissa McCarthy?
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Jimmy Fallon and
Melissa McCarthy Matt Damon present him with his well-earned award!