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Matt Damon Didn’t Win A Golden Globe…But He’s Giving His Acceptance Speech Anyway! Watch HERE!

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Oh, what’s that, Hollywood Foreign Press? Yah too good to give ahr boy Matt Damon a Golden Globe fah his role in Behind the Candelabra??

Well irregahdless, he is going to give his acceptance speech!

How do you like them apples?!

Matty was actual addressing the World Economic Forum this week when his opening remarks suddenly switched to what he would have said had he won the award!

Damon joked:

Ben Affleck Jokes About His Blue-Veined Bat Peen At The PGAs!! Deets On His Dong Prank HERE!

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Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!

Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!

He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!

It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.

He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:

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George Clooney Gets Into Matt Damon’s Pants In The Most Epic Prank EVER! Watch Video HERE!

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It’s too bad they don’t give out Oscars for Best Prank, because George Clooney would totally win!

Ever the infamous practical jokester, Georgie Boy was up to no good again while on the set of his upcoming movie The Monuments Men. The film, which George wrote, directed, and stars in, also has his buddy Matt Damon in it!

Poor Matt explained to Jay Leno last night how he was trying to shed some pounds while they were filming the flick. But that dastardly George Clooney was actually messing with Matt’s wardrobe and taking in his pants little by little!

Matt didn’t understand why his trousers kept getting tighter and tighter!

DAMN YOU, CLOONEY!!!

LOLz!

Ch-ch-check out the clip from The Tonight Show (above)!

So funny!

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Matt Damon & Luciana Bozán Barroso Are Perfectly Paired At The 2014 Golden Globes!

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This über attractive duo is everything!

Matt Damon and his stunning wife, Luciana Bozán Barroso, were picture perfect posers at the 2014 Golden Globes!

The 43-year-old actor was decked out in an AH-Mazing Calvin Klein suit, paired with a Piaget watch…

While his lovely lady dazzled in a black patterned Naeem Khan creation!

These two always know how to flawlessly shine on the red carpet!

It's just SO GOOD!

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Michael Douglas Wins The Golden Globe For Best Actor In A Mini-Series Or TV Movie! Watch His Candelabra Costar Matt Damon Give Him The Award HERE!

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Congratulations, Michael Douglas!

The Behind the Candelabra star has one more piece of glittering gold to put on his mantelpiece - the Golden Globe for Best Actor In A Mini-Series Or TV Movie!

He beat out an amazing group of actors, including Chiwetel Ejiofor for Dancing on the Edge, Idris Elba for Luther, and Al Pacino as Phil Spector!

But the real blow was to his own lover Candelabra costar Matt Damon! Or was the real blow to Melissa McCarthy?

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Jimmy Fallon and Melissa McCarthy Matt Damon present him with his well-earned award!

Matt Damon Shows Off His Monumental Bod On The Cover Of Men's Health!

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Wowzers! Talk about a real monument man!!

Matt Damon has proved over the years that he knows a thing or two about staying in shape, so it's no surprise to see him gracing the cover of Men's Health! Although we're guessing this was done BEFORE he injured his pretty little collarbone!

But he wasn't just there to show off his buff bod! He was also there to talk

Matt Damon Lands At LAX With A Broken Wing! Get The Deets On His Boo Boo HERE!

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Oh noes!!! What happened here??

Matt Damon was spotted arriving at LAX after a little family vacation for the holidays, and we couldn't help but notice that he landed with a broken wing!

No, we're not talking about the plane. We're talking about his arm!!

So, how exactly did Matty get his boo boo? Well, he