Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
If you thought potentially bi-curious George was in it for the money, honey, you had better think again!
In the new issue of Variety, cover boy George Clooney made a super shocking financial disclosure. Apparently he and his Monuments Men co-stars took SEVERE pay cuts to ensure the film could get produced with a somewhat modest budget.
AMAZEBALLZ!!! Batfleck and Matty D. are reuniting in the most exciting way possible!
Well, OK, we'd be slightly more excited if these Oscar-winning hunks teamed up to write, direct, & star in a glorious gay porno called Good Will's Hunting My Butt, but this is still pretty sweet!!
Seriously!!! We're not even horsing around!
Sadly, the A-list actors aren't expected to appear in front of the camera. They cast Matt's Informant! and Behind the Candelabra co-star Tom Papa as the lead!!!
How do we like those apples?
Well, we like them just fine, thank you, as we imagine they'll be an excellent source of
soluble fiber HIGHlarity!
Uh-oh! Trouble for Liberace's former lover!
Reportedly, Washoe District Judge Patrick Flanagan had suspended a prison sentence for Scott back in July after a frantic plea for "another chance" from the troubled man.
However, on January 21st, the judge officially sentenced Scott after he
Well irregahdless, he is going to give his acceptance speech!
How do you like them apples?!
Matty was actual addressing the World Economic Forum this week when his opening remarks suddenly switched to what he would have said had he won the award!
Na na na na na na na na, d**k jokes!
Batman vs. Superman star Ben Affleck was a presenter on Sunday at the Producers Guild of America Awards, but you'll NEVER guess what happened when he took the stage!!!
He cracked a joke about the mammoth hunk of delicious man meat dangling between his legs!!!!!!
It all started when Chuck Lorre waxed poetic about seeing Benny boy's big ole' bat peen earlier in the evening while they were peeing next to each other in the bathroom.
He told the audience gathered at the Beverly Hills Hilton:
Ever the infamous practical jokester, Georgie Boy was up to no good again while on the set of his upcoming movie The Monuments Men. The film, which George wrote, directed, and stars in, also has his buddy Matt Damon in it!
Poor Matt explained to Jay Leno last night how he was trying to shed some pounds while they were filming the flick. But that dastardly George Clooney was actually messing with Matt’s wardrobe and taking in his pants little by little!
Matt didn’t understand why his trousers kept getting tighter and tighter!
DAMN YOU, CLOONEY!!!
Ch-ch-check out the clip from The Tonight Show (above)!
This über attractive duo is everything!
The 43-year-old actor was decked out in an AH-Mazing Calvin Klein suit, paired with a Piaget watch…
While his lovely lady dazzled in a black patterned Naeem Khan creation!
These two always know how to flawlessly shine on the red carpet!
It's just SO GOOD!
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