He's finally starting to malfunction, y'all.
Irrelevant, self-serving rantings are something we've grown to expect from Donald Trump, and his latest interview with the Associated Press certainly did not disappoint.
Not only did POTUS rattle off some of his signature contradictory bull during Friday's sit-down, but based on the full transcript, his responses are getting closer and closer to just straight up nonsense!
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The President babbled his way through the one-on-one interview so incoherently that the word "unintelligible" appeared on the transcript 16 times, meaning whatever Trump was saying was impossible to transcribe.
First off, he admitted being Commander-in-Chief is a LOT harder than he ever thought it would be, saying:
All week we've been reporting on the interesting case of Layla Lace, an Instagram model who posted alleging that Drake had knocked her up and then ghosted her.
The entire thing turned out to be false, though, and Lace quickly went private on IG after scrubbing all the posts and getting called out by everybody.
That's kinda sad… especially to do something like fake a pregnancy just to get attention!
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But what may end up being even more pathetic is the aftermath: according to
Still shocked from Erin Moran's death late last night.
The former Happy Days star, who famously played Joanie Cunningham on the show as well as its famous spinoff Joanie Loves Chachi, has died.
She was just 56 years old.
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Cops in Indiana got a call on Saturday afternoon with a report of an "unresponsive female" — and by the time EMTs arrived to the scene, the woman was found dead. Cops later confirmed it was the former TV star's body.
Henry Winkler, Ron Howard, other former co-stars and countless fans and admirers were still reeling from the news as of Sunday morning, too, with many sharing messages of condolences for Moran (below):