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Guardians Of The Galaxy Has A Porn Parody Coming & The Trailer Is Too Good!!

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We should have saw this coming!

Anytime a big blockbuster comes out - a porn parody is usually not far behind! It happened with Pirates Of The Caribbean and now it's happened with Guardians Of The Galaxy!!!

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The porn parody is called Gnardians of the Galaxy and it actually looks way more hilarious than sexy! They have all of the characters that were in the movie except this time around everything is pretty much sex related and some of the names that these porn makers came up with are pretty creative!

Those names for the rag-tag team are Pecker Quill, a.k.a. Star-Load, Gawhora, Crax the Dickstroyer, Groin, and Rocket Racooch.

Ha!!!

We're not sure if we'd watch this for its porn value, but the entertainment value on this seems to be pretty up there! Find out if you agree by watching the trailer (below)!!

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Lonely 58-Year-Old Man Found Dead Next To His Scarecrow 'Lover'

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There are a lot of questions surrounding Jose Alberto Lescano's death.

This is a very sad story with an incredibly strange twist to it.

58-year-old José Alberto Lescano was found dead in his home in Balcarce, Argentina on Tuesday, but investigators quickly discovered that he was not alone.

In fact, he was in bed with a scarecrow that was outfitted with lipstick, a wig, and a 6-inch plastic tube, leading investigators to believe it was used as a sex toy.

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An autopsy revealed that José died of nontraumatic cardiac arrest and there was no sign of blood or injury at the scene. It's believed his body was laying there for 24 to 48 hours before he was eventually discovered.

Although it has yet to be confirmed, the presence of the scarecrow has led some to speculate that he died while playing a "sex game" with it.

Witnesses described the 58-year-old as a quiet man who lived alone in his rural home and rarely had visitors. There is currently no foul play suspected in his death.

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Azealia Banks Totally Wants To 'F–k' President Obama! Say What?!

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Azealia Banks is giving new meaning to the term "oval office."

In the April 11 issue of Billboard magazine, the 23-year-old openly confesses to wanting to have sexual relations with President Obama!

Don't tell Michelle!

The rapper admits:

"He's so fine… Those big-ass white teeth and ears hanging off his head? I'm like, 'Oh my god, I want to f—k the president.'"

Wow! How extremely TMI!

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Even if she can't bang the leader of the free world, the 212 artist will settle for one of his secret servicemen!

She dished:

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Charli XCX's Body Of My Own Is Her Feminist Message To The World! Find Out Why She Wanted To Empower Women By Telling Them To Masturbate!

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Charli XCX has a song off her latest album — it's called Body of My Own – and it's all about self pleasure!

Her album, Sucker, is punk-inspired, so clearly she doesn't give a f***… she'll make a song about jerkin' them lady parts if she wants! Charli said:

"Body of My Own is about masturbation, but it's a feminist statement more than a song telling you to put your hand in your pants, because girls should own their own bodies. If they're going to be sexualized, they should sexualize themselves and not let someone else do it for them."

Mmm, mmm! Sounds finger-f*****g good! LOLz!

Really though, she makes a great point: women should beat the media to the punch and sexualize themselves, for themselves — if they choose to be sexualized at all!

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It's all about you, ladies! So make sure to take some "personal time" and really get to know yourself…

Check out the video (below) to hear the track Body of My Own! Play it loud to cover up your moans of ecstasy!

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Get It, Girls! These Are Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes!

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We think Missy Elliot said it best when she rapped "aint no shame, ladies do your thing!"

Society has placed a stigma on strippers, and we just don't find that fair! Women should always feel empowered to lead their careers as they see fit!

And something tells us these actresses agree…

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery "Hollywood's Sexiest Celebrity Stripper Scenes!"

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Celebs Talking Sex! The Raciest, Craziest, TMI Things Stars Have Ever Said!

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Sex! Our favorite subject!

Oh don't be modest… you know it's yours too! Ha.

So if you're ready for some HIGHlarious storytelling, gather round and listen up! Cuz these celebrities have some mighty fine tales to share!

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, "Celebs Talking Sex! The Raciest, Craziest, TMI Things Stars Have Ever Said!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, "Celebs Talking Sex! The Raciest, Craziest, TMI Things Stars Have Ever Said!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, "Celebs Talking Sex! The Raciest, Craziest, TMI Things Stars Have Ever Said!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, "Celebs Talking Sex! The Raciest, Craziest, TMI Things Stars Have Ever Said!"

CLICK HERE to view the gallery, "Celebs Talking Sex! The Raciest, Craziest, TMI Things Stars Have Ever Said!"

[Image via WENN.]

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Helen Mirren Is All About 69… The Dame Says She's Currently Having The Best Sex Of Her Life!

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She sure is an open book!

Helen Mirren is many things. A Dame. An Oscar-Winning Actress. A Freak In The Bed?

That's right!

The 69-year-old actress shared a little bit about her sex life in a recent interview, and she didn't hold anything back.

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