Now that's a poem!
Beyoncé recently appeared in a new fashion spread for CR Fashion Book, but it wasn't her flawless looks that had our attention.
We already knew all about that!
The Bush frontman will help his wifey advise and mentor her team.
And Gwen is almost as excited as we are!
The judge tweeted:
Holy hooters, batman!
This is the most peculiarly seXXXy things to emerge from Down Under since the constipated-sex-toy-guy finally pooped out his vibrator!
Or at least she was, until he SHOCKINGLY gave her the big fat boot during last week's final showdown!
The seXXXy singin' soon-to-be starlet was one of the fan favorites! Will.i.am even nicknamed her Voice Lady — partially because she had a SUPER voice, but also because the revealing outfits she wore made her look like one of those makeshift superheroes on Hollywood Boulevard, LOLz!!
But will kicked her off because she lives down the street from him in L.A. and he said she should just look him up there!
Well, Voice Lady took his advice to heart! The spandex-clad aspiring singer flew from Australia to El Lay and was spotted searching for her beloved mentor in the wackiest way possible!!
Ch-ch-check out her scantily clad search for yourself (above)!
Holy hot cakes!
The noise holes in our head haven't been this pleased since the last time we had that dream about Zac Efron whispering sweet nothings to us while giving us a massage in a jacuzzi!
Ch-ch-check out his rad rendition of Boys 'Round Here (above)!
We're not sure which "boys" Blake is referring to, but the ones below our Mason-Dixon Line sure are tingling!!!
Hmmmm….this is certainly innnnnneresting!
How, you ask?
Well, the bright pink color of her skirt for one and second her outfit is blatantly mismatched…
Not in a good way!
It looks like an outfit a little girl would put together from completely different Barbie outfits!
Seriously, just look at it!
Though her gorgeous old Hollywood waves are GORGEOUS!
But that ensem is not our favorite! Sorry, girl.
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Watching singing nun Sister Cristina rock it out on The Voice of Italy has been a true joy this year!
Honestly at this point it doesn't even matter if she wins - gurl is a sensation!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Ricky and the finalists perform a medley of all his hits, from Livin' La Vida Loca to just plain Vida!
And speaking of vida, see Sister Cristina's epic performance of The Time Of My Life from Dirty Dancing…AFTER THE JUMP!!!