Where's Ashton Kutcher?! ARE WE BEING PUNK'D???
Nope, it's just Bristol Palin changing her mind about the eyebrow-raising statement she made on Thursday — you know, her "disappointment" pregnancy declaration.
On Sunday, in a blog post called "My Little Blessing," the former Dancing with the Stars cast member backtracked about her earlier choice of words, confessing the baby WAS indeed planned.
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She started by calling out her critics, using what we think is 2015's newest stellar insult:
"So here are the things you should all get straight before you continue to mock me, judge me, and talk about me. None of us are perfect. I made a mistake, but it's not the mistake all these giddy a$$holes have loved to assume.
This pregnancy was actually planned. Everyone knows I wanted more kids, to have a bigger family. Believing I was heading that way, I got ahead of myself. Things didn't go as planned, but life keeps going. Life moves on.
But I do not regret this baby. This baby is not a disappointment, and I cannot wait to be a mom times two. Tripp is going to make the best big brother!!"
Palin then went on to defend her lifestyle and prove she's a provider for her family: