This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
We're just more peeved than surprised that she would say such a thing!
The Fashion Police star did an interview with Howard Stern on his radio show and one thing led to another, Joan started making jabs about the Girls star's weight - starting with questioning why Lena wears dresses above the knee.
Howard proceeded to defend the actress and Joan was quick to respond with:
Pinch us, because we're dreaming…
Oprah Winfrey is coming to an arena near you, for real!
Lady O is about take her talents on the road for an eight-city Oprah's The Life You Want Weekend tour…
And she's planning to sell out 18,000-seat arenas for a two-day experience featuring a keynote by Miz Winfrey, and a group of hand-picked speakers!
Oprah's friends who are DTS (down to speak) so far are Eat Pray Love author Elizabeth Gilbert, pastor Rob Bell, OWN star Iyanla Vanzant, and guru Deepak Chopra.
ZOMG! So much brilliance in one room!
Oprah revealed she'll use this platform to push forward the themes of "empowerment, resilience and authenticity" - so we cannot wait until more info is released.
Ch-ch-check out all her tour dates, along with ticket sale info…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Diddy's White Party…
The who's who of Manhattan socialites…
AND the Kardashians!?
During the warm weathered series, the sisterly gals will be residing in the East End through Labor Day weekend - which is trés ritzy!
Kourt and Khlo-Money will also open Dash's first pop-up boutique and relocate their SoHo-based store, all in one summer…
So we're sure there's going to be a ton of drama!
Anyway, the starlet sat down with the late night host last night to promote her new flick and giggles did ensue!
If Emma was filling up an arc for the end of the world, we doubt she'd let David aboard. HA!
Ch-ch-check out the stunning actress' charming interview (above) and find out what he did to make her blush!!
It’s like the famous proverb says: if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again!
Although we don’t think that advice works in this situation.
Police say Christopher Miller walked out of prison after serving 15 years and foolishly returned to the exact same store he tried to rob in 1999.
And then he robbed it again!
Christopher carried out his crimes almost identically - walking into the same Stride Rite shoe store, forcing employees into the back room, and then making off with the cash from the register!
Cops found this repeat bandit less than a half mile away from the scene this time. He was arrested and is now being held on $100K bail.
Worst criminal EVER, right?
Well, maybe not.