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Darth Vader Is Running For President Of Ukraine! Try Invading Now, Putin!

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The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!

Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!

With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!

Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!

Meanwhile, Darth addressed the election himself in a party message:

Josh Hartnett & His Delightful Dish Of A Girlfriend Take In An El Lay Movie! See Them Saunter HERE!

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Somebody's looking dapper Depperz!

Josh Hartnett and his glorious girlfriend spent Saturday night out on the town, but you'll never believe what kind of low-key hijinks those two got into!

The Penny Dreadful star and his perfectly pretty lady love Tamsin Egerton took in a movie at one of El Lay's most prestigious cinemas, the ArcLight!

We aren't sure which flick they watched, probz Divergent, but we couldn't help noticing how much the dude resembled our most favoritest pirate in the whole wide world, Johnny Depp!

Though the two AH-Mazing actors never shared the screen together

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Lindsay Lohan Said She Was Almost Cast In The Avengers, But We Don't Know If We Believe The Source (FYI: It's Lindsay)

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On OWN's docu-series Lindsay this Sunday, Lindsay Lohan gave us all news that you will Marvel at!

According to her she was up for a role in The Avengers movie, but because her manager didn't push for her to get the role, they chose an unknown for the part!

Umm… what?! Who the hells was an unknown cast in a pivotal role? Was it even a pivotal role? Was it even the Avengers???

We wonder what role she was up for? We don't remember any super hero in the film with the power to crash cars into things (and escape most jail time)! Oh, we kid, we kid.

In the episode, Lilo seemed mad as the Hulk about her lack of movie roles:

SNL & Lorne Michaels Face Pressure To Hire Latina Writers & Actresses!

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Saturday Night Live may have taken steps this past year towards expanding its diversity, but some believe the late night variety show hasn't gone far enough.

Latina women have started calling for SNL to add some Latina writers and actors, and we think that's a great idea!

The backlash came after

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