Full House Without Olsen Twins Is Like Zac Efron Without Abs - Creepy, Unnatural, Still Oddly Compelling! Watch The Bizarre Vid HERE!
Brace yourselves, folks, because this will blow your friggin' brains right out of your ears!
Full House, a.k.a the greatest San Francisco-based sitcom EVER, tells the story of a widower named Danny Tanner. After his wife gets killed in a drunk driving accident, he calls upon his brother-in-law and best friend to move in with him and help raise his three motherless daughters.
Or so we thought!
What if Bob Saget's character's wife was still pregnant when she died?
What if Michelle Tanner is the imaginary daughter he created to help cope with his grief?
What if… Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen NEVER EVEN EXISTED?
Someone took this mind-melting premise and re-cut a brand new show with it and it'll make you question everything you thought you knew!
Watch Full House Without Michelle…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Buckingham Palace has gone totally theatrical!
Kate Middleton, Prince William, and Queen Elizabeth II put their royal duties aside for a night of fun with actors like Helen Mirren, Uma Thurman, and Hugh Laurie in celebration of British theater and film talent.
What an honor to asked to THE Buckingham Palace!
The 250 guests - including actors, playwrights, teachers, producers, and directors - went to the White Drawing Room after shaking hands with the blue bloods and then enjoyed short performances in the Ballroom.
Sounds oh so lovely!
Kate even had a chuckle with Helen over the fact that her hubby called her "granny" at the BAFTAs because she's in so many movies portraying his grandmother! LOLZ!
Speaking of grandmas…
…the only way the night could've been better is if the Queen's adorable grandson Prince George was there for us to obsess over!
Then again, royal babies probably have an early bedtime. HA!
[Image via AP Images.]
Send in the clowns!!!
Thanks to Fizbo, Cameron's hilarious clown alter ego on Modern Family(played by the even more hilarious Eric Stonestreet), we've learned that there are four kinds of clowns:
1. A tramp 2. Auguste 3. A whiteface, and 4. A character.
Now, if only the rest of the country would take clowning this seriously….
The reason why??
The problem isn't some sort of new problem, it's
Insanity! Absolute INSANITY!
Just finding out that Kanye West is commissioning a Yeezus-inspired film is big enough news to blow away our britches, but we never would've guessed which creative genius he has tapped to take a crack at the film's script!
Here's a hint: The last feature flick this dude penned stared Lindsay Lohan & a plethora of porn stars!
Yup, we're talking about Canyons scribe Bret Easton Ellis!
In a recent interview with Vice, the scandalous author took questions on the project.
Kate Middleton might be a princess, but at the end of the day she's JUST like the rest of us!
That means she has to do normal, everyday stuff like the rest of us, like picking up dog poop!!
OK, maybe we should backtrack a bit here. The Duchess of Cambridge went for a stroll in London with Prince George and her doggy Lupo!
Well apparently her precious pooch had a big breakfast before they left, because suddenly the royal canine had to go to the bathroom! Luckily, Kate came prepared with plastic baggies and had no problem picking up after Lupo!!
Wow! We guess the Duchess really isn't afraid to get down and dirty!!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
Taylor Swift Crashes Ed Sheeran's Tour Video Diary! And What She Mentions Will Convince You She's In On The Jokes!
Oh, Taylor, she's so silly! These two are the greatest friends each other could ever have!
The musically-inclined ginger prince gave everyone a behind-the-scenes look at what he's been up to and even talks about his upcoming album!
We were pretty surprised to see The Game make an appearance in his video diary. But what really surprised us is Swifty's HIGHlarious sense of humor about her statuesque height!
Take a look (above) to get caught up on Ed's AH-Mazing and exciting life, including his fun times with his BFF!!