On your arks, get set, row!
You too, Emma Watson! Get to work!
The first official Noah trailer was released today, and in it, Russell Crowe sees destructive visions of doom, and decides to build a huge boat called the
We reported earlier how Russell was nautically rescued by the Coast Guard, but now he's the one doing the rescuing…of two of every animal!
Well, except the Unicorn. Oh, Unicorn…you stubborn, magnificent beast, you!
This trailer floods us with a great emotion, and gets us excited to go to the theaters to see it! SRSLY this preview makes Water World look like a puddle.
Ch-ch-check out the trailer and enter the splash zone (above)!!!
The Lone Survivor star recently responded to the idea of actors comparing their work to military service with a resounding verbal bitch slap.
But later on, when someone told him the comparison was allegedly made by Tom in his legal deposition, Mark made sure to show his peer deference- though he didn't back off from his comments either! He said:
This is just wrong.
An anonymous author going under the name of J. Lola has written a Fifty Shades of Grey-style fan fic entitled Fifty Shades of Sin!
How… imaginative? Well, wait. Hold that thought…
The story follows the character Robyn, which just happens to be Rihanna's real name, and her romance with the violent character … named Chris.
Gee, we wonder who that could be? Oh, that's right, Chris Brown.
J. Lola posted this book description onto the fan fic's Amazon.com page:
Guess all that spring cleaning cleared up some room for more things!
The two BFFLs took a shopping trip to Maxfields and rolled around in West Hollywood in the Lord's Rolls Royce! Did you expect to roll them in anything less than fab?!
They probably stopped so Scott could get another shirt, because the two were spotted wearing the same colored t-shirt!
Let's hope the two didn't get a speeding ticket like Kimmy did on Tuesday!
But it probably wouldn't matter, the cost of the speeding ticket would probably be like, chump change to them.
[Image via Michael Wright/WENN.]