Oh noes!!! This is some of the worst celebrity news in forever!
Zac Efron broke his jaw over the weekend and doctors had to wire his purrdy mouth shut!!!!
HE BROKE HIS JAW!
Apparently the AH-Mazing actor didn't see a puddle near the front door of his El Lay home, so he accidentally slipped on it and hurt himself real bad!
Not only did Zac reportedly break his jaw, but the fall apparently gave him a huge gash that doctors needed to stitch up!!
Sources say the world's most handsomely charming man is expected to make a full recovery, but this will certainly affect his work schedule. He was expected to rigorously promote That Awkward Moment, but now those plans might be put on hold.
Tired from a long flight, Michelle Trachtenberg?
We would think you'd be more excited to land in El Lay!
The former Gossip Girl actress was spotted arriving at LAX on Monday following the premiere of her latest movie Killing Kennedy on the National Geographic Channel!
OMG!!! Kimmy K. broke the 101 Freeway!
Mom, fiancée, reality starlet, and part-time amateur porn actress Kim Kardashian can add yet another title to her resume — aspiring race car driver!!!
Kanye West's far prettier half reportedly drove way too fast on the 101 earlier today and California Highway Patrol pulled homegurl over!
Whoa! We've heard of postpartum depression before, but postpartum lead-foot is a new one to us!
After the coppers pulled Kim over for playing super seXXXy speed racer, things went from bad to much MUCH worse!
Angela Lansbury could be getting her wish!
The reboot of Murder, She Wrote is definitely happening, but NBC is reportedly rethinking sticking with the 1984 version's title after the original show's star called it "a mistake."
Not only will the name likely get a makeover, but Angela's remake replacement Octavia Spencer probably won't be known as Jessica Fletcher like the first show.
Case closed???! Not so fast!
Talk about shining bright like an
Zoe Saldana has been totes private about her secret marriage with artist Marco Perego, but there is nothing low-key about their love or that big ol' rock on her ring finger!
The newlyweds stepped out looking in love at Osteria Mozza in El Lay while enjoying a dinner date when we couldn't help but take another glimpse at Zoe's major bling bling.
While we would've liked another peek at Marco's tattoo of his stunning wifey, we don't mind checking out her sparkler instead.
Between the bling and the tat, these two are quietly taking their private romance public!
Ch-ch-check out more pics of Zoe's ring and the lovebirds (below)!
[Image via National Photo Group.]
It would seem Jenna Jameson's vagina has the Midas touch because everything that has ever been inside the porn starlet is practically worth its weight in gold!
Well, not everything. Her ex-husband Jay Grdina likely visited the promise land, but he's apparently still strapped for cash!
In fact, he's desperate enough for money that he's going to sell Jenna's "personal affects" at an auction!
Jay recently stumbled across a storage unit filled with props and sex toys from the porn star's films and now he plans to make a pretty penny selling them off to the
biggest pervert highest bidder!
Look out, world! Your TV viewing choices are about to get a little brighter now that Mark and Donnie Wahlberg are about to be a part of it — with their brand new reality series!!
That's RIGHT! They've teamed up to star in and executive produce a new reality show (we heard rumblings about it earlier this year) about