Say it ain't Snow! SRSLY did President Snow put her up to this?!
Just like Katniss at the end of Mockingjay, when Jennifer Lawrence finishes filming everything for the final two-part Hunger Games installment, she is going to chill the
eff Effie out!
According to a recent interview, J.Law's going off the grid
in District 13 after she completes her time in Panem:
This right here is da shit!!!!!!!
French meets disco done by Americans!
Like Daft Punk with a female lead singer!
Check out their debut single Rising Tide above!
Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Dead Right!
We were wocka wocka wocking at the Muppets in Toyota's HIGHlarious ad for the Highlander, but we knew someone of great
import impork was left out!
In this new retaliatory ad, Missy Piggy responds to being left out of the big Super Bowl ad with Terry Crews. You do NOT mess with this pig, Toyota!
Maybe this was a game time decision by Kermit to leave her on the bench…who knows? Maybe Terry and Piggy have a romantic past?
While you ponder human-pig relations, ch-ch-check out this diva throwing shade (above)!!!
This just goes to show that you should never insert any bodily parts into your vehicle!
An Oregon woman in her 70s had a terrifying ordeal when her arm got stuck in the trunk of her car for 18 straight hours! She had to stand up the whole time, AND it was snowing!
So scary! It's like 127 Hours…minus about 109 or so.
She was stranded in a remote part of the state when her hand became lodged in the derriere of her automobile due to a gust of wind! Uh, thanks a lot wind!
The real thanks go out to the multiple layers that she was wearing! Looks like she was armed with clothing!
She managed to survive the grueling ordeal, which ended with neighbors hearing her cries on horseback from an estimated 3 to 5 miles away, and getting her hand free! Talk about a hand job done well!
To put that in context, it took rescuers an hour from when they started hearing cries to get her free and, later, in an ambulance!
We're just thankful she made it out okay. We've got to hand it to her!
AMAZEBALLZ!!! Batfleck and Matty D. are reuniting in the most exciting way possible!
Well, OK, we'd be slightly more excited if these Oscar-winning hunks teamed up to write, direct, & star in a glorious gay porno called Good Will's Hunting My Butt, but this is still pretty sweet!!
Matt Damon & Ben Affleck are executive producing a multi-cam sitcom pilot for CBS called More Time with Family! Yes, TV!!!
Seriously!!! We're not even horsing around!
Sadly, the A-list actors aren't expected to appear in front of the camera. They cast Matt's Informant! and Behind the Candelabra co-star Tom Papa as the lead!!!
How do we like those apples?
Well, we like them just fine, thank you, as we imagine they'll be an excellent source of
soluble fiber HIGHlarity!
Whoa, Tommy Pickles filled out pretty nicely! His lack of hair as a baby was not an indicator of male pattern baldness!
The artist Isaiah K. Stephens has finally answered the age old question of what our favorite childhood cartoons would look like if and when they all grew up!
According to him, the result would be them all looking like attractive hipster models!
Ch-ch-check out the kids from Hey Arnold!, Rugrats, South Park, Recess, Dexter's Laboratory, The Wild Thornberrys, The Powerpuff Girls, and Rocket Power looking fine, fashionable, and ferosh (below)!
SRSLY! It's like all of these characters decided to jointly go to the gym together! It's also nice to see Arnold from Hey Arnold! having corrected his football shaped head!
[Image via Isaiah K. .]