Did you hear the one about the porn starlet who went to Mexico with Charlie Sheen for Thanksgiving?
She bit off more than she could chew, LOLz!
Turkey, we mean, of course — a gal in her line of work knows better than to use teeth on a warlock's wish-boner!!!
Charlie's and his belle de jour Brett Rossi were spotted kissing all up and down the cost of Mexico over the holiday weekend. Cameras even caught the actor slipping the 24-year-old starlet the tongue while they were on a fancy yacht!!
Wowzers!!! We know that looks steamy, but Brett's first porn credit was Seduced by Mommy 2 so we're going out on a limb and assuming she has been photographed doing more in less.
We don't know if these two are in love or in lust or just on some porn star/actor mailing list together, but it at least looks like they were having a good time!
Charlie recently tweeted:
Best Thanksgiving ever. I'm thankful for "Giving" the world another face-load of planet jealous ! c hasht… http://t.co/w5u0lOtoR6
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) November 28, 2013
Uhhh, you gave WHO a face load of WHAT?! #Winning!
[Images via Twitter & Splash News.]