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Woman Named Crispi Used A POUND OF BACON To Try To Burn Down Her Ex's Home! Get The Smoky Deets HERE!

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A woman named Crispi used bacon to try to burn down ex's home! That\'s so nuts!

A Utah woman named Cameo Crispi is in a fair amount of trouble after she tried to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's house.

Not only is that just a plain old bad idea, but Crispi actually tried to use bacon to burn her ex's house down. That's so awful but also soooo hilarious!

You know, because her name is Crispi! And bacon can be served "cripsy!" Get it?! LOLz!

She's charged with all sorts of crimes: arson, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment, intoxication and burglary!

That's a whole lotta crime!

Apparently her ex called the cops, complaining about her repeatedly calling and texting him, and then he told them he wanted her out of his house.

When cops arrived at his place, they could see smoke coming out the front door. Crispi was inside, super drunk with a blood-alcohol content of 0.346! There was a wood stove left open inside, hot coals were on the floor and the bacon was just sitting on a cookie sheet on top of a stove burner, set to high.

The cops took her away after putting out the burning, smoking bacon.

At the hospital, she told doctors she was trying to start a fire to get back at her ex.

We're super glad his house didn't burn down and that her name was so coincidentally funny.

Housewives' Brandi Glanville & Kenya Moore Reignite Their Feud On Celebrity Apprentice! More Competition Equals More Dramz?!

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Whoever said putting Brandi Glanville and Kenya Moore on Celebrity Apprentice would be a great idea is just begging for drama, drama, and oh, DRAMA!

Looks like they got what they wished for!

Apparently filming for the 14th season of Celebrity Apprentice is underway and these Real Housewives haven't been cooperating with each other.

And they're on the same team?! Can these two at least put aside their differences for charity? Can't they just shut the f*ck up?? LOLz, we kid we kid! Keep screaming!

An insider revealed things have been worse between the two since competition is involved, saying:

"They were feuding long before they ever got on set, so it’s only gotten worse now that there’s a competition involved."

Now according to Kevin Jonas, their first task was at the Pie Face bakery in NYC, but neither of the ladies are helping out their teammates, who include Kate Gosselin, Geraldo Rivera, Vivica A. Fox, Shawn Johnson, and Gabrielle Reece.

The insider continued to dish at their Pie Face event:

"At Pieface, they seemed more interested in talking to their fans and taking photos, than trying to raise money or help their team with the task at hand."

Yikes!

Let's hope Brandi and Kenya keep it together because if not, Donald Trump will get to declare his infamous line.

You're fired!

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Brad Pitt Is Still Maintaining His Sex God Status & Devilishly Handsome Good Looks! Completely Gratuitous!

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Angelina Jolie is one lucky lush lady…

Because Brad Pitt seems to be aging like a fine wine!

#Yummy

This seXXXy dad was snapped at a screening for his documentary Big Men at the Sundance Sunset Cinemas in El Lay on Wednesday evening, looking OH SO HAWT.

The 50-year-old actor was an executive producer on the project about a small group of American explorers at a Dallas-based oil company who discovered and developed the first commercial oil field in Ghana.

We're not sure how anyone paid attention to the flick though, because without Angie as his arm candy, spectators' eyes were free to roam on this beautiful creature's stellar bod!

She's in London with the kiddies to promote Unbroken, so he's fair game for looks!

He'll never stop being dreamy to us…

NEVER!

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Angelina Jolie Let Her Son Buy What?! Find Out What "Foul" Toy Pax Bought HERE!

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Is this an appropriate gift for a ten-year-old?

Angelina Jolie recently was at ComicCon in Las Vegas when she took five of her six children to Bonanza Gifts - the world's largest gift shop!

The Maleficent star was there with all of her children except for Maddox, and apparently, he missed out on a toy shopping spree funded by Angelina Jolie!

Here's what the store's manager said:

"The kids were having a good time. They were straight for the toy department and they grabbed their baskets and just started filling up!"

Apparently though Pax wanted an eyebrow-raising toy that was a bit crude, but Angelina had no qualms about letting him buy it!

It was a toy called The Swearing Finger which apparently has a VERY naughty vocabulary!

Here's what the store manager said:

"Pax bought a Swearing Finger. It’s phonic operated, and it will flip off and it swears. It’s really foul! A lot of F-bombs. [Jolie] kind of raised an eyebrow [to Pax’s swearing finger], but she didn’t say anything to him. I think she just lets them get what they want."

We have a feeling that Angelina was so busy with taking care of Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Vivienne and Knox that she didn't even want to argue with Pax over the toy.

Maybe when they get home she'll put the toy out of reach for a couple of years. Or maybe Angelina just doesn't mind that he has the toy as long as he doesn't start saying those words himself!

As for their shopping spree in Sin City, the family seemed to have a great time! And according to other folks - they were all very grounded, too!

The store manager said:

"She’s just regular and normal. I had customers coming up saying ‘Oh my God I just walked into Angelina Jolie's family, and everybody was so nice!’"

Aww!

Somehow this doesn't surprise us! Angelina doesn't seem like the type to stick her nose up at anybody! Obviously that attitude has trickled down to her children as well!

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DAMN Girl! Lena Dunham Directed Her BF In His Band's New Video — & It Is AMAZING! Watch Bleachers Video For I Wanna Get Better HERE!

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Is there ANYTHING Lena Dunham can't do? She writes, she acts, and now she directs too!!

The music video for Bleachers' song I Wanna Get Better has just been released and it turns out Lena was the brain behind it!

Which, duh, because Bleachers is her BF, Jack Antonoff's band!

We love everything about it! The premise! The sass! Retta's infamous side-eye!

It's all perfection!

Plus, the song totally reminds us of The Killers when they first started out!

Ch-ch-check out the Lena directed video & groove to the AH-MAZE song (above)!!!!

SELF Magazine Makes Fun Of A Marathon Runner With Brain Cancer! Why?? Find Out The UNACCEPTABLE Reason HERE!

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This is just wrong on so many levels we barely know where to begin!

After running in the LA Marathon, Monika Allen was surprised to get a call from SELF magazine asking if they could use a photo of her and a friend wearing a tutu during the race!

However, she had no idea when the issue was released that they would pretty much be making fun of her outfit by featuring her in a column called "The BS Meter!" They wrote:

"A racing tutu epidemic has struck NYC's Central Park, and it's all because people think these froufrou skirts make you run faster."

This is already mean enough on its own, but we're guessing (or at least hoping) the magazine had no idea Monika was running in the marathon while receiving chemotherapy for brain cancer (although her friend's number badge clearly says DIE TUMOR DIE on it)!!

Also, the reason they were wearing such wacky outfits was to promote her company Glam Runners, which has raised nearly $5,600 selling tutus and has donated it ALL to Girls on the Run, an organization that strives to keep young women healthy and active!

Obviously Monika was not happy with the spread and says she probably wouldn't have allowed them to use the picture if she knew how it was going to be used! We can't say we blame her!

Maybe SELF magazine should have thought that through before publishing!

Stay strong, Monika! You're doing AMAZING things in this world!

Who cares what someone is wearing when they go out and stay healthy??

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