Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
Both weekends have the same lineup, and more importantly
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]
No more smoldering looks, charming quips, and massive squeezable biceps? That makes us Agents of S.A.D.
"I said that I directed last year. I really responded to it. I really enjoyed it. I'd love to focus a little bit more on that…
By no means am I planning on retiring. It's kind of a silly statement. But I certainly am going to try to focus a bit more on directing at this point."
Whew! What were we thinking? Captain America never surrenders! Our hero!
[Image via Marvel.]
JJ Abrams is channeling A New Hope for his upcoming Star Wars: Episode VII, and we are filled with the fire of Tatooine's two suns we're that excited!
"We’ve talked a few times about it and he said 'We’re putting together a cast of unknowns – we want to follow the ’77 New Hope cast because obviously Harrison Ford wasn’t well known at that point, Mark Hamill wasn’t and Carrie Fisher wasn’t either'…What he said was, 'We don’t want to fall into that mistake of people going 'Oh it’s that guy from that thing!' and then you’re completely out of the Star Wars universe.'"
Our lightsabers just went from off to fully extended this news is so hot!
Rather than have well known stars war over the parts, it makes sense to have someone completely knew define the role themselves!
Maybe the next big Star Wars actor is picking up some power converters at Tosche station as we speak!
This might be our fav thing to hit the internet in a while…
So thanks for the heads up, Miss Britney Spears!
The Princess of Pop shared an AH-Mazing video on Twitter yesterday of what could be the best wedding toast EVER, featuring her ferosh song Work B*tch, hot guys, and sexy gals dancing their hearts out!
On February 23, Bradley Bredeweg (one of the executive producers behind ABC Family's hit drama The Fosters) was dying to surprise his bestie Stephanie Huntington with an unforgettable performance on her wedding day.
And after mutually fangirling over Brit Brit for years, he knew she had to be involved in some capacity…
So he made flashmob magic happen!
The fabooshly choreographed YouTube vid stayed relatively under wraps for a few weeks—but when Britney got wind and tweeted the link Monday, everything went cray:
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) March 31, 2014
We're so glad she loves the toast, because it's totally on point!
Ch-ch-check out the video (below) and wedding Work B*tch STAT!
The musical comedy group, The Gregory Brothers, is making us giggle again!
The team of musicians debuted a video that completely switches up the mood of our fave songs.
Confused??! Well, that's what makes it SO HIGHlarious!
While their rendition of Pharrell's Happy kept the lyrics, the melody is turned really, really sad.
The track becomes wayyyy darker than we've seen before, but the results?! Ridiculously entertaining.
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) and see what else the quartet remixed!
Nothing prepares you for running the largest state in the Union like a ten year stint in prison!
Said no one. Ever.
But don't try telling that to California gubernatorial candidate Glenn Champ!
He spent 10 years in prison after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter, but he really thinks he's learned to be a better person!! Some of his other past indiscretions include convictions for prostitution solicitation, carrying a concealed weapon, and two counts of attempted rape.
None of that stopped the 48-year-old convicted sex offender from asking GOP supporters for their votes at the state party's semi-annual shindig that took place earlier this month.
"In my life, I've been held accountable because of my stupidity. I do not want anyone else to be enslaved because of their lack of knowledge."
In case you were wondering about his particular political inclinations, Glenn found Jesus in jail (not literally, we suspect) and has embraced an Evangelical Christian lifestyle.
According to his website, Glenn is "a new breed of Christian soldier moving forward in the army of the lord, on the highway of righteousness, stomping on the devil’s head, with a new song of righteousness’s in our hearts."
Aww, isn't that special?
And how accepting is he of the LGBT community?
Well, he "views them as misled people with past issues that have not been dealt with in a Biblical manner."
Needless to say, Glenn, who refers to himself as a Tea Partier, is also anti-choice.
We wonder how many people will end up voting for this guy!
[Image via ChampForGovernor.com.]
The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!
Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!
With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!
Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!
"I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country."
The vote is on May 25th (not exactly Star Wars day May the Fourth), so we'll see how this Dark Lord does in the polls. Plus, Darth is not exactly real, but still…
[Image via AP Images.]