Where are these girls’ parents?!
But why were they even there?!
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This might be our fav thing to hit the internet in a while…
So thanks for the heads up, Miss Britney Spears!
The Princess of Pop shared an AH-Mazing video on Twitter yesterday of what could be the best wedding toast EVER, featuring her ferosh song Work B*tch, hot guys, and sexy gals dancing their hearts out!
On February 23, Bradley Bredeweg (one of the executive producers behind ABC Family's hit drama The Fosters) was dying to surprise his bestie Stephanie Huntington with an unforgettable performance on her wedding day.
And after mutually fangirling over Brit Brit for years, he knew she had to be involved in some capacity…
So he made flashmob magic happen!
The fabooshly choreographed YouTube vid stayed relatively under wraps for a few weeks—but when Britney got wind and tweeted the link Monday, everything went cray:
— Britney Spears (@britneyspears) March 31, 2014
We're so glad she loves the toast, because it's totally on point!
Ch-ch-check out the video (below) and wedding Work B*tch STAT!
The musical comedy group, The Gregory Brothers, is making us giggle again!
The team of musicians debuted a video that completely switches up the mood of our fave songs.
Confused??! Well, that's what makes it SO HIGHlarious!
While their rendition of Pharrell's Happy kept the lyrics, the melody is turned really, really sad.
The track becomes wayyyy darker than we've seen before, but the results?! Ridiculously entertaining.
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) and see what else the quartet remixed!
Nothing prepares you for running the largest state in the Union like a ten year stint in prison!
Said no one. Ever.
But don't try telling that to California gubernatorial candidate Glenn Champ!
He spent 10 years in prison after pleading guilty to vehicular manslaughter, but he really thinks he's learned to be a better person!! Some of his other past indiscretions include convictions for prostitution solicitation, carrying a concealed weapon, and two counts of attempted rape.
None of that stopped the 48-year-old convicted sex offender from asking GOP supporters for their votes at the state party's semi-annual shindig that took place earlier this month.
"In my life, I've been held accountable because of my stupidity. I do not want anyone else to be enslaved because of their lack of knowledge."
In case you were wondering about his particular political inclinations, Glenn found Jesus in jail (not literally, we suspect) and has embraced an Evangelical Christian lifestyle.
According to his website, Glenn is "a new breed of Christian soldier moving forward in the army of the lord, on the highway of righteousness, stomping on the devil’s head, with a new song of righteousness’s in our hearts."
Aww, isn't that special?
And how accepting is he of the LGBT community?
Well, he "views them as misled people with past issues that have not been dealt with in a Biblical manner."
Needless to say, Glenn, who refers to himself as a Tea Partier, is also anti-choice.
We wonder how many people will end up voting for this guy!
[Image via ChampForGovernor.com.]
The most bad ass asthmatic in the Galaxy is invading Earth, starting in the one place that probably needs the most help fighting their own evil Empire: the Ukraine!
Okay, well sort of. The Ukrainian Internet Party is officially backing Darth Vader as their choice for the Ukraine's upcoming presidential election!
With Russian troops still amassed on the Ukraine's border (although a battalion has reportedly left), the threat of more military conflict is still great. This place is strong with the dark side of the force!
Sure, the Russians may have annexed Crimea from the Ukraine, but with this Sith lord in charge, all he'd need to do is send a couple ATATs in there, and do a little "VOOSH-VOOSH" with his lightsaber and bring balance to the place!
"I alone can make an empire out of a republic, to restore former glory, to return lost territories and pride for this country."
The vote is on May 25th (not exactly Star Wars day May the Fourth), so we'll see how this Dark Lord does in the polls. Plus, Darth is not exactly real, but still…
[Image via AP Images.]
Josh Hartnett and his glorious girlfriend spent Saturday night out on the town, but you'll never believe what kind of low-key hijinks those two got into!
The Penny Dreadful star and his perfectly pretty lady love Tamsin Egerton took in a movie at one of El Lay's most prestigious cinemas, the ArcLight!
We aren't sure which flick they watched, probz Divergent, but we couldn't help noticing how much the dude resembled our most favoritest pirate in the whole wide world, Johnny Depp!
Though the two AH-Mazing actors never shared the screen together, Josh and J.Depp have both worked closely with Orlando Bloom (in Black Hawk Down and Pirates, respectively.)
We wonder if Josh called up Legolas and asked him for tips on styling his facial hair and glasses like the Adonis of the Silver Screen himself!
Either way, Josh and Tamsin look super cute together!
You two can haz baby-makings now, OK thx, LOLz!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
On OWN's docu-series Lindsay this Sunday, Lindsay Lohan gave us all news that you will Marvel at!
According to her she was up for a role in The Avengers movie, but because her manager didn't push for her to get the role, they chose an unknown for the part!
Umm… what?! Who the hells was an unknown cast in a pivotal role? Was it even a pivotal role? Was it even the Avengers???
We wonder what role she was up for? We don't remember any super hero in the film with the power to crash cars into things (and escape most jail time)! Oh, we kid, we kid.
"If I don't work in a film, he passes it to Vanessa Hudgens; he passes it one of his other clients…Every day I'm not on a film set, I'm wasting my talent because that's what I was born, and live, to do."
We bet Joss Whedon exhaled a long sigh of relief as a result of her absence in the film, as well as most diehard Avengers fans.