Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
Oh behave! Save the booty grabbing for the bedroom, Mrs. Timberlake!
Apparently U can't have one too many vacations when you're the Timberlakes!
Nor can you keep your hands off each other, but we don't blame Jess! How can you keep your hands off of JT when he's right next to you!?
Woman Named Crispi Used A POUND OF BACON To Try To Burn Down Her Ex's Home! Get The Smoky Deets HERE!
A Utah woman named Cameo Crispi is in a fair amount of trouble after she tried to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's house.
Not only is that just a plain old bad idea, but Crispi actually tried to use bacon to burn her ex's house down. That's so awful but also soooo hilarious!
You know, because her name is Crispi! And bacon can be served "cripsy!" Get it?! LOLz!
That's a whole lotta crime!
Apparently her ex called the cops, complaining about her repeatedly calling and texting him, and then he told them he wanted her out of his house.
When cops arrived at his place, they could see smoke coming out the front door. Crispi was inside, super drunk with a blood-alcohol content of 0.346! There was a wood stove left open inside, hot coals were on the floor and the bacon was just sitting on a cookie sheet on top of a stove burner, set to high.
The cops took her away after putting out the burning, smoking bacon.
At the hospital, she told doctors she was trying to start a fire to get back at her ex.
We're super glad his house didn't burn down and that her name was so coincidentally funny.
Housewives' Brandi Glanville & Kenya Moore Reignite Their Feud On Celebrity Apprentice! More Competition Equals More Dramz?!
Whoever said putting Brandi Glanville and Kenya Moore on Celebrity Apprentice would be a great idea is just begging for drama, drama, and oh, DRAMA!
Looks like they got what they wished for!
Apparently filming for the 14th season of Celebrity Apprentice is underway and these Real Housewives haven't been cooperating with each other.
And they're on the same team?! Can these two at least put aside their differences for charity? Can't they just shut the f*ck up?? LOLz, we kid we kid! Keep screaming!
"They were feuding long before they ever got on set, so it’s only gotten worse now that there’s a competition involved."
Now according to Kevin Jonas, their first task was at the Pie Face bakery in NYC, but neither of the ladies are helping out their teammates, who include Kate Gosselin, Geraldo Rivera, Vivica A. Fox, Shawn Johnson, and Gabrielle Reece.
The insider continued to dish at their Pie Face event:
"At Pieface, they seemed more interested in talking to their fans and taking photos, than trying to raise money or help their team with the task at hand."
[Image via TNYF/WENN.]
Brad Pitt Is Still Maintaining His Sex God Status & Devilishly Handsome Good Looks! Completely Gratuitous!
Angelina Jolie is one lucky
Because Brad Pitt seems to be aging like a fine wine!
This seXXXy dad was snapped at a screening for his documentary Big Men at the Sundance Sunset Cinemas in El Lay on Wednesday evening, looking OH SO HAWT.
The 50-year-old actor was an executive producer on the project about a small group of American explorers at a Dallas-based oil company who discovered and developed the first commercial oil field in Ghana.
We're not sure how anyone paid attention to the flick though, because without Angie as his arm candy, spectators' eyes were free to roam on this beautiful creature's stellar bod!
She's in London with the kiddies to promote Unbroken, so he's fair game for looks!
He'll never stop being dreamy to us…
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]
Is this an appropriate gift for a ten-year-old?
Angelina Jolie recently was at ComicCon in Las Vegas when she took five of her six children to Bonanza Gifts - the world's largest gift shop!
Here's what the store's manager said:
"The kids were having a good time. They were straight for the toy department and they grabbed their baskets and just started filling up!"
Apparently though Pax wanted an eyebrow-raising toy that was a bit crude, but Angelina had no qualms about letting him buy it!
It was a toy called The Swearing Finger which apparently has a VERY naughty vocabulary!
Here's what the store manager said:
"Pax bought a Swearing Finger. It’s phonic operated, and it will flip off and it swears. It’s really foul! A lot of F-bombs. [Jolie] kind of raised an eyebrow [to Pax’s swearing finger], but she didn’t say anything to him. I think she just lets them get what they want."
We have a feeling that Angelina was so busy with taking care of Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Vivienne and Knox that she didn't even want to argue with Pax over the toy.
Maybe when they get home she'll put the toy out of reach for a couple of years. Or maybe Angelina just doesn't mind that he has the toy as long as he doesn't start saying those words himself!
As for their shopping spree in Sin City, the family seemed to have a great time! And according to other folks - they were all very grounded, too!
The store manager said:
"She’s just regular and normal. I had customers coming up saying ‘Oh my God I just walked into Angelina Jolie's family, and everybody was so nice!’"
Somehow this doesn't surprise us! Angelina doesn't seem like the type to stick her nose up at anybody! Obviously that attitude has trickled down to her children as well!
[Image via Apega/WENN.]