Aren't these two the cutest?!

Most gals sporting sweats, holding coffee, and carrying groceries give off a matronly vibe — not Ashley Tisdale!!!

The actress, singer, and object of some creepy dude's affections was nothing but seXXX as she strolled through Toluca Lake on Thursday with her boyfriend Christopher French.

They both looked pleasant as plump pineapples after leaving a Trader Joe's near El Lay on Thursday!

We can think of worse things than waking up naked next to those two hunks and Mike Tyson's tiger with absolutely no idea how we got there, LOLz!!

All the stars were out Thursday night in England and we aren't referring to the Big Dipper and his constellatory friends!!!

Zach Galifianakis, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and several other Hangover III stars attended a swanky after-party at Roka in London!

Zach and Brad dressed especially dapper, too, in their super fabulous and finely tailored suits!

It was a special occasion, after all. The last chapter in The Hangover trilogy is upon us!!

Amanda Bynes had a run-in with the popo in NYC on Thursday night, which resulted in her arrest AND subsequent taking to a psychiatric hospital!

Police showed up at the former child star's midtown apartment after receiving reports of a disorderly person. And that's when shit got crazy!

When the NYPD arrived at Bynes' pad on West 47th Street, she threw a bong out the window, cuz it probably had crack "incense" in it, and she didn't want law enforcement to find it.

Twitter-loving Amanda was arrested on a charge of reckless endangerment.

After her arrest, Bynes was taken to Roosevelt Hospital to undergo a psychiatric evaluation, and then transferred to a Midtown police station to be processed.

Hopefully they send her BACK to the hospital and put her on a psychiatric hold!

[Image via Twitter.]

Strolling around New York must be the “in” thing for cute couples to do. We see it so much, LOLz!!

Many times lovers will hold hands during this type of trendy trot, but alas. Not Kirsten Dunst and boyfriend Garrett Hedlund!

And their hands are thiiiiiss close to touching!! They totes could’ve pulled the classic move!!

But for whatever reason, the lollygagging lovebirds didn’t quite find the strength to interlock fingers. Oh wells. Maybe next time!!

They still looked as adorbs as a couple could possibly look, so we forgive them!

Take a look at some more pics of their saunter! (below)

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

If you were planning on hitting up the Fashion Police writers rally, you’re too late!

The rally took place today outside of E!’s headquarters, and the picketers wrapped up around 12:30 this afternoon (as planned).

In the morning, strikers took up the HIGHlarious chant of:

“We’re still poor, you’re still rich, give us back our paycheck bitch!”

LOLz!! Clever and appropriate! Definitely got the point accross.

There were around 150 picketers at the peak of the rally. Bryan Cook, one of the writers involved, addressed the crowd along with anyone who cared to listen.

Here’s a glimpse of what he covered:

Amazing! Absolutely AH-Mazing!!

Equal parts nostalgic, goofy, and seXXXy, Tyler Marcum's interpretive dance to Landslide is the HIGHlight of our week!

When twinkletoes was but a 20-year-old man, he filmed himself gyrating whimsically to the Dixie Chicks' memorable cover of Stevie Nicks' heartbreaking ballad!

A decade later, Tyler attempts to recapture the magic!!!

Ch-ch-check out his adorably endearing homage to his capricious youth (above)!

Aww! What a fitting tribute for a song that so beautifully laments the inevitable passage of time!!

Also, this dude is a friggin' hottie who only gets better with age!!

We cannot wait to see Tyler at 40, LOLz!!

Hello POWER anthem of the summer!!!

We've been SUPER souped about Jessie J's upcoming new single Wild ever since we sneaked a peek of the ferocious pop artist recording the tune in studio…

And thank the pop GODZ, cause the newly shaven-haired songstress has JUST unveiled a delightful video of herself performing a broken down version of her Wild new song!

Bask in the glory that is Jessie J (above)!

Dayum, if this is what the "slow" version is like, we can't wait to hear the official Wild single…

It's bound to be eardrum shatteringly AWEsome!