The U.S. Department of Justice's lawsuit that was looming in the distance has now crashed down on top of Lance Armstrong, and we're hearing that someone who used to love him might have to testify against him!
Lance better hope there's a little love left, which we wouldn't bet on, because Kristin Armstrong is his EX-WIFE!
The DoJ filed a 33 page court document, and brings about the possibility that she may be called as a witness in the trial.
Did you think Lance Armstrong could come half-way clean and everyone would just forget about what he did??
NOPE! The U.S. Justice Department has officially filed a lawsuit against Lance (it was inevitable) and his company Tailwind Sports for the millions of dollars that the U.S. Postal Service used in sponsoring the cycling team! We'd say they have every right to, too!
If you've ever read the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel, you know Jay Gatsby has 99 problems, but $100 bills aren't one!
Jay-Z, another self-made aristocrat, finds himself both not only producing the so-far-so-epic soundtrack of The Great Gatsby, but contributing a brand new sing as well!
Ch-ch-check out a mind-blowing clip from his fabulously fresh new rap song, $100 Bill (above)!!
The amazeballz soundtrack to the Baz Luhrmann film also includes cuts from Lana Del Rey, Beyoncé & André 3000, and HOVA and Kanye West's semi-recent single No Church in the Wild!
Actually, Justin loves the Late Night host SO much that he declared it IN PRINT for Time Magazine's The 100 Most Influential People.
Besides calling Jimmy a "brilliant comedian," "talented musician," and "spot-on impersonator," Justin recalled the time Jimmy HIGHlariously ambushed JT's wedding speech.
Katniss Everdeen may be the "girl on fire" in The Hunger Games, but it's the actress who plays her, Jennifer Lawrence, who deserves that title equally as much - if not more - in real life!
Don't believe us?
Then explain how the Oscar-winning actress secured herself one of the seven SUPREMELY COVETED covers of Time Magazine's 2013 "100 Most Influential People in the World," alongside Jay-Z, Rand Paul, Aamir Khan, Malala Yousafzai, Li Na and Elon Musk!
Ch-ch-check her out (above) and the rest of them (below)!
As Jodie Foster wrote in her profile for the magazine:
We're going to be doing an upcoming EXCLUSIVE interview with wrestling legend DDP (Diamond Dallas Page), and we wanted to remind you how much of an amazing inspiration he and his yoga program are!
You might have seen it before, but it's totally worth a second look — and if you haven't seen it at all, breakout the inspirational tissues because you'll be shedding some inspiration tears!! LOLz!
The man in the video (above) was unable to walk without assistance due to some awful and massive injuries… and then he found DDP's yoga program, and it helped him lose 100 pounds and even start running!!
Amazeballs! Ch-ch-check it out, and then come see our chat with DDP next week!!
Things have gone from bad to worse forAmanda Bynes!
We knew something was out of whack with the retired actress, but shizz REALLY hit the fan in the last few days and now her downward spiral is moving faster than EVER!
If you're not sure what we're talking about then take a minute to relive the whirlwind disaster, starting with the story about the shocking release of pics showing her HORRIBLE living conditions:
Amanda Bynes' Living Conditions EXPOSED By Revealing Photos; Surrounded By Drugs And More! [CLICK HERE]
Amanda Bynes Furious With Tabloids, Calls Dirty Drug/Sex Pics Doctored! Read Her Diatribe HERE! [CLICK HERE]
Amanda Bynes REJECTED From Private Jet For No I.D., Tries To Use GOOGLE Instead! [CLICK HERE]
Amanda Bynes Continues Her Hate Against 'Ugly' People; Tweets Borderline Racist Message! [CLICK HERE]