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Kristen Wiig Tells Fancy People She Hasn't Pooped In Four Days

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Kristen Wiig Tells Fancy People She Hasn't Pooped In Four Days

Kristen Wiig deserves 1000 honesty points and box of prunes for her constipated confession!

Last night, as the Bridesmaids star was honored at Elle's Women in Hollywood, Kristen got up to make her speech and told to the all the guests in the banquet hall at Four Seasons in Beverly Hills:

"I do want to say something from the heart, something actually kind of serious and truthful," she said after Judd Apatow introduced her. "I have not pooped in four days—four days! I've been travelling. I'm nervous. I'm getting concerned. I'm wearing a tight dress."


As her speech continued the Wiigster took a more serious turn. She got a little choked up when she started speaking about her writing partner, Annie Mumolo.

Misty-eyed, she confessed:

"I'm getting emotional because I'm drinking champagne."

Then, looking down at her backed up tummy she added:

"It's like, 'Drink alcohol! Get it moving.'"

Guess she can't be serious for too long!

We LOVE Kristen's candidness!

Not a lot of ladies have the balls to drop a big'ol potty joke like that at in such a fancy setting. But then again, not every lady wrote a movie were a bride takes a poo in the middle of the street! HA!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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