Oh my Cullen!
It's enough to make even the stretchiest of pants rip, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out the mind-blowing wonderosity of the ridiculously wicked new trailer (above)!
And then look at the equally amazeballz awesomeness of an inebriated R-Patz — drunk not off of alcohol, mind you, but his own intoxicating awesomeness — who fearlessly braves a live audience of millions (below)!
He says "check out this video" with his mouth but he sends another message with his eyes to his ex-lover, KStew!
We will let U figure out that one on your own!!
We LOVE it!!