Leonardo DiCpario invites you — yes YOU — to… park in his garage!
And cut cheese in his kitchen! And to sleep in his bed, if you'd like!
Yup, The Great Gatsby star wants to trade you his Malibu
home mansion complex for the small one-time fee of $23 million.
Then the A-list actor implores you to engage in whatever perversities you could possibly imagine!
We can sleep in his bed!?
Yes!! That sounds ah-mazing!!
Pee in his fire-pit! Poop in one of his 6.5 toilets!
Maybe we should do it?!
Do you think Leo takes checks???
[Image via FayesVision/WENN.]