We're going to just be honest here. Fifty Shades Of Grey did NOT float our boat the way we wanted it to.
We really hoped Fifty Shades Darker would bring the edge the first installment lacked, that the chemistry between sexy leads Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan would pay off with some really sizzling scenes of hardcore action.
But based on what the critics are saying, the sequel may be more boring than the first!
Ch-ch-check out what they're saying about the sex in our spoiler-free review roundup (below):