Well, who wouldn't?! She's a hot slice of Barbados Pie!
Kitty kat Katy Perry recently sat down with Wild 94.9's Nessa for a super-cute chinwag about the false idea of perfection and letting your love see you at your most vulnerable (food poisoning!).
THEN, the two played a HIGHlarious game of 69 seconds, in which Kaypers revealed she totes wants to have sex with her bestie Rihanna.
And honestly, we're sure RiRi would be SO DOWN.
If they filmed it, it would probably be the most popular - and beautiful - video in the history of the world…
Watch Katy bubble over with sexxified adorableness (above)!