Thank youuuu, CW programmers!!
Bless you, CW!
Ch-ch-check it ouuttt (above)!!
Did you SEE that engagement bling Serena thinks she's getting!?! Hot damn!! But that conniving little Sage just has to rub her nose into everything. Ugh. What a brat.
And Dan, please, never slick your hair back like that ever again. You're morsel of hipster sexy, and we'd like you to stay that way please.
We can't believe there are only ten episodes this season. Only seven more left. The world really is coming to an end. Le sigh…