We… we… don't even know what to say?!
William Blakely, a former Vice-Mayor in
Creepyville Mount Carmel, Tennessee sat in court today listening to testimony from a slew of victims who swear he spent the past four years speeding around town committing a series of lewd and illegal acts!
Multiple witness allege wicked Willie would drive at speeds in excess of 90 mph, stare down women on the road, pull out his penis, masturbate, and sometimes even let his penis hang loose OUT THE WINDOW!
Today in court, eye-witness Kelly Street testified