Ch-Ch-Check out the adorbzies petrified Abigail Breslin trapped in the trunk of a madman's car (above)!
Yikes!! As he drives her around, presumably en route to purchase a little girl sized wood-chipper at Home Depot, the Little Miss Sunshine starlet's only recourse is to dial up her trusty 9-1-1 operator, Mrz. Berryl!
Will she live? Die? Exceed her monthly allowance of minutes with T-Mobile?! We're bitting our nails in nervous anticipation!!
If you'd like to place a see The Call, please hang up and try again you'll have to wait until March 15!
As most of us remember, today marks the 11th anniversary of the terrorist attacks in D.C. and the Big Apple.
The government observed a moment of silence this morning and, as far as we can tell, every other major network cut into their programming to allow their viewers to watch their Commander-in-Chief speak to his country and give remembrance. Every network except for NBC!
Ch-ch-check out Savannah Guthrie interviewing Kris Jenner about the new season of her reality TV show (above) while 8:46AM, the moment the first plane hit the Twin Towers and the moment President Obama addresed his nation 11 years later, ticks right on by.
We keep up with The Kardashians too but when network's flagship morning "news" program foregoes covering major news talk about a reality star's fake tittays it's a troubling faux pas at best.
TODAY has hemorrhaged viewers and goodwill all summer long and this latest debacle is no way to regain it's audience's good graces!