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Jamie Dornan Put WHAT On His Penis As A Teenager??

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He wasn't always Christian Grey!

On Friday, Jamie Dornan appeared on the Graham Norton Show — along with Helen Mirren and Liam Neeson — where he told an interesting story about his youth.

While the 50 Shades Of Grey star is known as an international sex symbol, he was a "late developer" growing up who didn't have a lot of body hair. In fact, when he was 15, he "looked about 7."

Related: 50 Shades Fans NEED To See This Figure Skating Routine!

After performing in a school production of Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard, Dornan attended an after-party and decided to make himself look manlier… down there! Using a "black, very acrylic, highly flammable wig" from the play, he recalls:

"I might meet a girl and maybe she drops a hand, so I had the idea to maybe cut off some extra hair… So I went into the dressing room, I went into like the toilet, and cut off this like very curly jet-black hair."

Once the Irish actor applied the fake hair to his crotch area, he was ready to party! Sadly, the now-35-year-old wasn't able to seal the deal with a girl he was kissing.

"Went to the party, I think I kissed a girl [and was] sort of really urging her to sort of, you know, without forcing her, urging her to sort of go down… for one night only, ’cause that seemed quite an impressive place to put your hand… Anyway, that didn't happen and actually, thank God it didn't ’cause I got home—it was a car crash down there."

To make matters worse, the removal process was "physically and emotionally" damaging, and cleared out the three "naturally developed pubes" he had!

WATCH the funny clip (below):

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Melania Trump Wants To Be Where The People Are In James Corden's Hilarious Little Mermaid Parody!

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As time goes by, the more people theorize Melania Trump is actually being held captive by an orange-faced ogre like some sad princess in a fairy tale.

On Thursday, James Corden finally capitalized on this situation in a way he's been dying to do for over a year: by dressing up like FLOTUS and singing a Disney princess song.

And while the First Lady's situation is more of a Beauty and the Beast variety, the Late Late Show host proved she's actually more like The Little Mermaid!

Video: Late Night Hosts Upset They Didn't Win Trump's Fake News Awards!

In the parody, Ariel Melania sings from her White House bedroom about wanting to be where the people are — specifically, people who aren't Donald Trump's secret service.

We feel for you, Mel! Ch-ch-check out the funny spoof (below)!

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Kim Kardashian Is Adjusting To That Mother Of Three Life — By Sharing More Sexy & Nude Pics!

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Kim Kardashian West has one odd bedtime routine.

On Thursday evening, the KUWTK star took to Instagram to share a particularly sexy throwback snap of herself lounging "casually" on a Rolls Royce. As she had just spent the afternoon dishing out clapbacks (sorry, Lamar Odom), the mother-of-three was clearly feeling herself and wanted to keep the good vibes going.

Related: Khloé Isn't Bothered That Kimye's Third Child Stole Her Thunder!

Alongside the snap (above), Keeks wrote:

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Oh Shit! Sophia The Robot Finally Came For Chrissy Teigen…

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We knew Chrissy Teigen's Twitter account would eventually be her doom. But we never thought it would be from robots!

After hilariously getting into a beef with Sophia The Robot, who was famously granted citizenship in Saudi Arabia, beat Jimmy Fallon in rock, paper, scissors, and said she would "destroy all humans," the two ladies finally made peace.

Video: Chrissy Narrated Fake Red Carpet Coverage Of Trump's 'Fake News Awards'!

And on Thursday, the two ladies finally got together not for lunch but for Lip Sync Battle!

Before the Spike TV show — sorry, that's Paramount Network now — Chrissy teased the guest appearance on Twitter:

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Liam Payne Sexily Reads An Excerpt From A Fifty Shades Book — & Rita Ora's Reaction Is BEYOND Perfect!

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Liam Payne needs to narrate EVERY DAMN BOOK in the Fifty Shades Of Grey series.

We came upon this realization after hearing the One Direction alum read an excerpt from E.L. James' Darker: Fifty Shades Darker as Told by Christian. Boy, was it hot AF!

Related: Liam Payne Thirst Traps With Nearly Nude Pic

Even Rita Ora got giddy as her For You duet partner turned the steamy literature into, well, pornography. *Swoon*

In a sultry voice, the hitmaker read:

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Kim Cattrall Thinks Ellen DeGeneres Would Make A 'Fabulous' Samantha Jones In SATC 3!

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Kim Cattrall has signed off on Ellen DeGeneres replacing her in the Sex And The City franchise!!

As you may've seen, Sarah Jessica Parker JOKINGLY offered Ellen the role as the two discussed the Sex And The City 3 fiasco.

In case you forgot, towards the end of 2017, SJP confirmed that SATC 3 was dead in the ground. After reports indicated that Cattrall was to blame for killing the project with her rumored diva antics, the 61-year-old revealed that the "only 'DEMAND' [she] ever made was that [she] didn't want to do a third film."

Related: Selena Gomez's Mom Told Her Not To Work With Woody Allen

And it seems the Mannequin actress is totally fine with another performer taking on the Samantha Jones role. As Sarah Jessica's joke to Ellen made headlines, Kim took to Twitter and wrote:

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Hoda Kotb Proves She Is National Treasure While Discussing Her First On-Air Experience & Finding Success With Savannah Guthrie After Matt Lauer Departure!

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Hoda Kotb has come a long way — and we couldn't be happier for her!

While appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday night, the 53-year-old sat alongside her new cohost, Savannah Guthrie, while discussing finding success after Matt Lauer's departure from the Today show. Plus, she shared her HILARIOUS story about her first on-air experience on local news.

Let's start with the goodies.

When the late night host asked about Hoda's humble beginnings as a TV journalist, she remembered being so nervous when she had to fill in for the station's lead news anchor at the time, Ann Martin, who she described as a legend at the station.

Related: Matt Lauer Is STILL Sending Today Producers Feedback

The NBC personality recalled:

"I still remember the prompter: ‘Good evening. I'm Hoda Kotb, Ann Martin is off.' I remember being so nervous, and the guy cued me…I looked at the prompter and said: ‘Good evening. I'm Ann Martin, filling in for Hoda Kotb.'"

LOLz! What a gem.

Then, when discussing Kotb's promotion to full-time co-anchor on the popular morning show, the new mom said of her instant connection with Guthrie:

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