Home Videos Photos

All tag results for Masters Tournament

Tiger Woods WILL Miss The Masters After Undergoing Surgery! Get The Inury Deets HERE!

Filed under: ZportzTiger WoodsGolfInjurySurgeryGIFs

tiger woods out of masters surgery

His struggles on the course continue!

Tiger Woods underwent a successful microdiscectomy, aka SPINE SURGERY, on Monday for a pinched nerve and will have to sit out the Masters.

That's such a bummer!

According to

Tags: , , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 1 comment / Email this  »

Tiger Woods Heading For Divorce!

Filed under: Love LineTiger Woods

tigerap090612051095__opt1.jpg

Tiger may be back in golf and out of rehab, but his marriage is holding on by a thread!

Elin is pissed and his Nike commercial was the last straw! She refused to attend or even watch the Masters and after the tournament ended, she left Florida without her husband and kids for an unknown destination.

"Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do," claims a source. "She wouldn't have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn't be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon."

No legal papers have been filed, although she has discussed her options among friends.

Another source close to Elin claims that she has run out of patience with Tiger and it upset that he made his comeback so quick, as she thought he would take more time off.

She's so furious that she didn't even watch the tournament. Elin used the TV to watch movies with the kids!

The friends added:

"She's so far beyond hurt now. If she were angry or if she hated him, they might still have a chance to work it out. But she's beyond that. She's numb. She just doesn't care anymore. She's like, 'Whatever.' Elin's not the type to get all weepy or have pity parties for herself. She mourned the loss of this marriage, and now she's moving on. It's the only thing she can do."

Elin can do SO much better. Take the $$$$ and run!

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: , , ,

Permalink / 37 comments / Email this  »

Tiger Announces Next Tournament!

Filed under: ZportzTiger Woods

tigerap10040jb4017632__optj.jpg

Maybe he won't get any pesky flying pranksters this time!

LOLz!

After his triumphant return to golf at the Masters, Tiger Woods is already prepping for his next tournament - the U.S. Open at Pebble Beach!

The United States Golf Association reportedly received the douchebag's entry on Monday!

Wow! He wasted no time!

We suppose when your personal life is a disaster, all you have to focus on is your work!!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 26 comments / Email this  »

New Poll Shows Tiger….

Filed under: ZportzTiger Woods

southpark_tigerfmldouche__o.jpg

Is anyone surprised by this??

According to the CNN/Opinion Research Corporation, Tiger Woods' approval rating is even lower than EVER after his shiteous return to golf in the Masters Tournament!

Fewer than four in ten Americans like you now, douche!!

Polling Director Keating Holland said:

"His ratings seemed to have slipped most among men and higher-income Americans. The reason for the differences is unclear. It's probably not his participation in the Masters this weekend, since in an earlier poll only one in five said that Woods should wait longer before returning to professional golf. And it wasn't his fourth-place showing in the Masters, since most interviews were conducted before the results were known."

HA. Take the shame, bitch!!

Tags: , , , , , , , ,

Permalink / 32 comments / Email this  »

Tiger Woods Finally Admits That He Sucks!

Filed under: ZportzTiger WoodsYouTube

Probably the most honest he's been with himself since the all of his shiz hit the fan!

Check out this HIGHlarious footage above of Tiger Woods finally admitting what the rest of world already knew!!

Too bad, so sad! Bwa ha ha.

Tags: , ,

Permalink / 39 comments / Email this  »