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7-Eleven Employee Records Himself Masturbating WHILE AT WORK! Maybe Rethink Those Free Muffins This AM!

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If you've ever had terrible service at a convenience store and wondered just what they do back there all day, you finally have your answer.

This 7-Eleven employee (above) has gone viral after uploading a video of himself masturbating at work.

[ Video: Twerking Girl Sharts Right In Her Pants On Camera — You Decide If It Smells Like A Hoax! ]

Come on, guy! Don't you have a job you're supposed to be (NSFW!!!) doing?

You know what we mean!

Eesh. We're not sure we'll ever look at those two-for-a-dollar bananas the same way again!

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California High School Teen Takes Own Life After Video Of Him Masturbating In School Bathroom Went Viral

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This is awful.

A 14-year-old boy took his own life on November 29th and now the teenager's parents are suing the school district of the school where he attended.

It is believed that Matthew Burdette was kicked out of class in University City High School for eating sunflower seeds on November 15th, but was not told where to go. He then proceeded to go into the school bathroom. It was in there that another student secretly filmed him allegedly masturbating in the bathroom stall.

The video was uploaded to social media sites and then immediately led to constant bullying and teasing for Matthew from other classmates.

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We're Not Going To Lie: This Cheeto Looks Like A Dude Masturbating

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There's no way around it.

This is the most shocking revelation to ever come from a bag of Cheetos, and it's coming hard: someone found a Cheeto that looks like a man, standing up, masturbating his tiny Cheeto dong.

No joke.

Here's the NSFW pic:

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Miley Cyrus Is Masturbating In Her New Music Video Clip! See It HERE!

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Look away, Billy Ray!

This was meant for everyone except your eyes only!

Miley Cyrus has done some pretty outrageous things in the last year, but this has to be up there near the top!

The 21-year-old singer has released another clip from her Adore You video, and she is masturbating in it.

See, we told you it was sex tape-y!!!

There's really not much more to say except, oh Miley!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above)!

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Anna Kendrick MASTURBATES To Ryan Gosling… In The Movie Theater!

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WELCOME TO THE BEST NEWS OF YOUR DAY!

Seemingly innocent Anna Kendrick made a shocking confession on Monday — she masturbates. to Ryan Gosling… in the movie theater!!!

QUICK! Bubble wrap your kids right this second!

The Pitch Perfect starlet just can't help it! And really, who can??

But clearly someone told her it was an etiquette no-no as she tweeted:

HA!!!

Ooo gurl we feel ya!

Every time we see the Godling, it's too hard to contain ourselves! Did you know he

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WTF?! Watch Marc Jacobs' Provocative Masturbating Sunglasses Ad Here!

Is…that what we think it is????

Marc Jacobs' new sunglasses ad is certainly turning, er, heads!

In the commercial (above), a guy is seen standing in the park jerking his arm up and down. Since we can only see the back of him, it's safe to assume that he's doing something pret-ty naughty…. or is he?

Is he pulling a George Michael or are we misinterpreting things?? Watch the ad (above) and see for yourself!

This is a sunglasses ad, right??

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That Time Oprah Almost Played A Masturbating Maid In The Paperboy

Precious director Lee Daniels' scored a big thumbs up from us by casting Zac Efron to dance around in his underwear in The Paperboy, but it turns out he wanted another one of our favorite people to star as well — Oprah Winfrey!

And if he got his way, she would been MASTURBATING on the big screen for all to see!

The director recently revealed that he originally asked the Big O to play the part of Anita the maid, but after she turned it down, he cast Macy Gray instead.

While it would have been VERY inneresting to see Oprah in the role because it required her to masturbate on the floor during a scene, Daniels admitted the singer was "the right choice after all" and explained:

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