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Guess Who Will Foot The $20 Billion Bill For Donald Trump's Fucking Wall? Hint: It Won't Be Mexico!

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Remember how Donald Trump used to say — repeatedly — that on day one of his Presidency he was going to sign an executive order to "repeal and replace" Obamacare?

And then remember when that happened? Just kidding — that didn't happen.

And because that didn't happen, you should now be equally skeptical about The Donald's other big campaign promise: that big, stupid wall on America's southern border.

Related: Trump Wants To Release Weekly Reports Of Crimes Committed By Immigrants

Judging by his tweets, it appears that the Cheeto-tinted dictator is only just now starting to realize that maybe there are massive logistical and financial problems with building the wall.

Take, for example, these tweets from this morning:

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Conan O'Brien Announces Conan Without Borders: Made In Mexico Special In Defiance Of Trump & His Stupid Wall!

Conan O'Brien isn't afraid of your walls!

It's been an exhausting first week with Donald Trump in office, as the orange POTUS is already cracking down on his ridiculous plan to build a wall on the Mexico border.

Though the Mexican government firmly stated they would not pick up the tab, Drumpf revealed his master plan to get them to pay anyway: putting a 20% border tax on all imported goods from Mexico!

Related: Scientists Move Doomsday Clock Because Of Trump

But while one man is bent on souring our relationship with Mexico through a financial sucker punch, another is trying to save it — as Conan announced he will be going south of the border for an all-Mexican edition of his late night show!

On Thursday, the comedian announced he would be traveling down south for Conan Without Borders: Made In Mexico — and do a show with an all-Mexican crew, audience, and guests! Perfecto!!

Watch CoCo's announcement (above) and catch the special episode March 1 on TBS!

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Trump Plans On Paying For Border Wall With 20% Import Tax On Mexico — And Even Republicans Think It's A Bad Idea!

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Well, at least Donald Trump finally answered the question — though it seems to be a pretty stupid answer.

After Drumpf doubled down on his Border Wall talk on Wednesday, Mexico's government once again stood firm that they had no intention of paying for the pointless structure.

Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto even canceled his scheduled meeting with the POTUS over the issue.

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Well, not only did The Donald try to save face by saying the cancelation was mutual, which isn't a thing, he also FINALLY revealed his master plan to get Mexico to pay for the wall.

He's going to put a 20 percent tax on imported goods from Mexico.

Press Secretary and Dippin' Dots ice cream antagonist Sean Spicer explained:

"By doing it that we can do $10 billion a year and easily pay for the wall just through that mechanism alone. That's really going to provide the funding."

The thing is, a tax on the imported goods is all but guaranteed to generate an increase on prices to the consumer here in the U.S.

Meaning in essence that once again the American people will be paying for the wall.

Related: Spicer Seems To Have Tweeted Out His Twitter Password…

When asked this obvious question by reporters, Spicer responded:

"I'm not going to get into it."

Great dodge, Sean. Man, he could learn a thing or two from Kellyanne Conway.

Even Republicans seem to think this tax is a terrible idea. South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham tweeted:

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Former Mexican President Tells Donald Trump — On National TV — That 'Mexico Will Never Pay For That Fucking Wall!'

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Vicente Fox has had it with this motherfucking talk of this motherfucking wall!

The former Mexican president has been an outspoken critic against Donald Trump's cartoonish plans to build a giant wall on the southern U.S. border, and even more comical declaration that Mexico would pay for it.

Earlier this month, the 74-year-old made it no secret the Mexican government has NO intentions of ever reimbursing the orange POTUS for the offensive barrier, stating loud and clear that U.S. taxpayers would get stuck with the monstrous bill.

Related: Trump Wants To Release Weekly Reports Of Crimes Committed By Immigrants

And after President Tiny Hands revealed he would be moving forward with construction on his divisive border "as soon as possible," Fox once again reminded us that "Mexico will never pay for that fucking wall!"

In a CNN interview with Anderson Cooper on Wednesday, the former president said the "stupid" wall was a "waste of money," and reiterated Mexico would not be chipping in whatsoever.

Trump has admitted U.S. taxpayers would foot the bill, but insisted Mexico will reimburse us with a complicated payment system — but clearly, they're singing a much different tune down south.

Watch the clip (below) to see Fox tear down the idea of Trump's wall!

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Donald Trump Talks Utter Nonsense In First Interview Since Becoming President! WATCH HERE!

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For his first interview as the 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump sat down with CNN Buzzfeed ABC News to go over some of the finer points of his policies.

World News Tonight anchor David Muir asked the new POTUS about several policies, including health care, international relations, and of course, immigration.

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Trump pledged construction of his wall would begin "in months" and that Mexico WOULD reimburse the U.S. When Muir asked the President to clarify if that meant American taxpayers would pay up front, he said:

"All it is is we'll be reimbursed at a later date from whatever transaction we make from Mexico."

What??

When asked about the statement by the President of Mexico that they absolutely would NOT pay for the wall, Trump replied:

"I think he has to say that."

To see clips from the CRAZY interview, ch-ch-check them out (below)!

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No Spanish In America Under Trump — White House Website Quietly Removed Spanish Language Option

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After purging the White House website of the bad gays and the bad scientists, Donald Trump is finally dealing with those pesky bad hombres.

Shortly after the racist Republican took office on Friday, content on the White House's website was significantly reduced to mirror Trump's administration: white, stubborn, and homo-repressed.

Over the weekend, users noticed that the website's sitemap — the list of text links at the bottom of each page to direct people to relevant pages — was missing over 60% of its links available just hours before under Barack Obama's administration.

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Aside from the LGBT and Global Warming sections notably missing, the most concerning change is the site is no longer available in Spanish!

Early Friday, WhiteHouse.gov's sitemap contained 114 links, including links ranging from "Rural" to "Women" to "Cuba" — and an "En Español" option at the bottom:

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We Loved New Year's Eve… Even If Mariah Carey Didn't — Check Out Our Week In Snapchats, Twitpics, & Instagrams

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What a CRAZY week!!!

New Year's Eve is all about having fun with friends and family — and ringing in 2017 was no different for us!

"Out with the old, in with the new," as we always say.

Unfortunately, not everyone understands the meaning of that mantra… because Mariah Carey officially lost her title as Supreme during that epic fail of a NYE performance!

But if you're interested in how we spent the rest of our past seven days… check out our latest pics from Instagram, Twitter, and Snapchat!

CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: January 1 - 7, 2017!!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: January 1 - 7, 2017!!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: January 1 - 7, 2017!!!"

CLICK HERE to view "Perezcious Pics: January 1 - 7, 2017!!!"

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[Image via Perez Hilton/Instagram.]

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