We totally support the beloved holiday classic A Christmas Story coming to Broadway, but we can't extend that same support for an unnecessary direct-to-DVD sequel.
That's exactly what you'll be seeing wherever DVD/Blu-rays are sold starting October 30th.
The sequel will once again revolve around Ralphie, but now he's an awkward teenager instead of an adorable kid. He's totally over that Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle his dad bought him in the first one and now he wants a 1938 Hupmobile Skyline Convertible.
Daniel Stern — the bumbling burglar we